I hate this fat fricking squirrel

Seriously, screw this douchebag. It's HORRENDOUS and UGLY. I hate it. This varmint is against nature, squirrels are supposed to be slim and healthy but what does this fricker decide to do? It chooses to STUFF ITS BUTT FULL OF NUTS. I hate this stupid fricking squirrel, it´s pointless, it´s gluttonous, and it´s disgusting to look at. I want to go in the woods, find a fat squirrel, and stomp on that circular frick until its body is unidentifiable from the filthy ground below it. People find these fat filthy creatures funny, cute even. But it´s not. Its gross and deserves to fricking die. It deserves to have it´s smug little fat fricking rat face smashed in with a brick.

Why is it so goddarn happy? You're a FAT FRICKING RODENT! You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, you have no dreams or aspirations, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from being a monster. When you die nobody will remember you, you shall end up like the other fat squirrels before you. If only a hawk could pick you up, pierce your head with its beak, and after smelling your rotten brain, let you fly for a moment before spitting your shameful bloody froth on the rocks of the canyon. May you choke on the disgusting physique that make me nauseous and convulse. You are unproductive, fat, and unhealthy. You are filthy, foul, vulgar, and repulsive. No animal is so repulsive or evil that it merits being compared to you; even the lowest, dirtiest, and most parasitic member of the animal kingdom serves a purpose in the ecosystem. You don't fill a void. The thousands of parasitic species would be harmed and defamed if you were called a parasite. Because vermin don't claim to be something they aren't, you are worse than them. You are genuine trash.

You have never been loved by anyone in this world, and no one ever will be, especially in light of what you just done. There is almost no chance that your stupid actions or, more importantly, your twisted soul, will ever change for the better. In fact, the exact reverse may be true. You have demonstrated to me that you are so completely useless that you will only become an even more foolish and miserable person by committing the error that you just made. No one in this world has ever loved you, and no one ever will, especially in light of what you just did. Your foolish behavior and, more crucially, your warped soul have absolutely little chance of ever changing for the better. In actuality, the exact opposite can be true. You've proven to me that you are so completely useless that making the mistake you just did will only make you a fool and a miserable person.