"Sorry sweaty, but our customers come in all shapes and sizes" πŸ’…

https://x.com/AmericanAir/status/1579670063824572416

Context: Foid complained about being seated between two obese people on an American Air flight yesterday. American Air responds saying "get over it sweaty". Seethe ensues

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what's wrong with burgers

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literally sugar since birth bb I seen neighbors put soda in sippycups n cac infants fed sips of Mountain Dew plus we don’t walk n we eat portions that r triple what euros eat πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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Is it true that the average burgercels add sugar into soda? :marseyyikes:

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One morning i saw a burguer woman order a dozen donuts. She sat down to eat them all by herself and was dunking them on a big jar of mayo she had in her bag.

There's fat people everywhere and other countries even have very bad obesity stats but nothing prepares you for american fat. Deathfat-infinifat is exclusively american.

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Donuts with mayo doesn't even sound good.

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I think at some point they are the same way alcoholics are with booze. They don't enjoy the food at all. The taste doesn't matter anymore as long as it has a lot of fat and sugar.

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No matter how much I hear about those stories, there's always a part of me that's like "no c'mon it can't really be that bad?". I want to convince myself burgers don't actually do that.

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The saddest is seeing families were the parents are both fat and the kids are all little wheezing balls of lard who already look sick then you peek into their shopping cart and its nothing but frozen dinners, hot pockets, pop tarts, ice cream and cases of soda.

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i never seen this tbf I seen people eat a buncha donuts but never with Mayo

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Wal-Mart. Ohio. Go sightseeing sometime, bring an elephant rifle.

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I thought this is a satirical comment until the second line. :#marseyyikes::#marseyyikes::#marseyyikes:

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i never seen that bb but we add like a pound of sugar to our ice tea or sun tea

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Grape koolaid

2 cups of sugar

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rood 😀 go eat ur gelfilte fish n cry in ur matzo I never seen a skinny burger jewish chad (like all 5 I seen been fat)

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lol, where are you meeting these fat Jews? I've only met 5 out of 200+ Jews that are fat. And they were foids. :marseysmug:

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had a coupla Jewish residents this they family I don’t rly know any Jewish people irl

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Americans probably the ones you saw might be mossad

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Lmao i unironically loved over sugared grape koolaid growing up, and learned about it from a black kid many years ago. i wasnt judging

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oh sry bb πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ im bitchy today πŸ—£πŸ—£

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I cant drink iced tea unless i make it myself because i swear at most places i cant even taste the tea over all the sugar

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how u liking ur place bb? got hood neighbors?

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Yeah, i got no complaints about my neighbors. Im loving it, mostly im just super happy to have a kitchen again

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im so thankful bb πŸ™πŸΎ make ur momma smth yummy πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ₯°

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No there’s enough in a normal soda to get fat, but my aunt did add sugar to hers when she was youngerβ€”oh yeah, she lost both her legs to the beetus because she kept adding sugar to her soda. And she hates our side of the family because we’re all runners (except none of us do regular cardio, we just have legs)

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So "runners" to her just means "has the ability to run"?

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Welcome to America :marseyusa:

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no what are you talking about

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I wouldn’t say average but a fun story I like to tell is about 15 years ago :boomer: a buddy of mine graduated from USMC and came to visit. We went to McDonalds and he couldn’t drink the soda there because it was too sweet and they gave him virtually no added sugar while in boot camp…

Our food has so much added sugar that a regular human would be disgusted by it

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I always buy sugar-free tomato sauce. Whenever I go to a party with normies where cheapo U.S.A. :marseymutt2: tomato sauce is used it's disgusting, the sugar drowns out all the flavor of tomato and herbs. I can't believe my fellow countrymen are used to this shit, but I also can't believe that what feels like a quarter of all middle-age+ (aspiring non-) people I see are morbidly obese.

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Yeah I used to eat like shit but since I've been healthmaxxing I genuinely cannot stomach something like soda or candy because it is way too goddarned sweet.

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yes

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how many sugars do you have in your pepsi

I have 5

>is clearly a coke

>only puts 4 scoops of sugar

:#marseypregunta:

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those details of this video both perplex and fascinate me as well

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Obesity is proven to make you slightly more r-slurred

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How could I unsee this?

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No, the extra sugar comes pre-mixed.

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WE NEED TO KILL ALL AMERIKKKANS

WHITE LIVES MATTER

:#ethottalking:

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whats a whit? u mean white?

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I don't know what you're talking about

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typo :marseysmug: ain’t just me boy

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You must be seeing things. Are you feeling okay? Any lightheadedness or nausea?

:#marseydoctor:

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ye im legit exhausted sry

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:#marseycheerup:

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neighbors put soda in sippycups n cac infants fed sips of Mountain Dew

That ain't right. :marseydisagree:

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Lol blame soda meanwhile you southerners wont even consider maybe its all the ribs n grits

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dumdfrick u lack reading comprehension kk I mentioned the giant portion sizes no need to claim that’s salad no one gonna believe that

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I hope heart disease leads to the extinction of burgers. Its too embarrassing for us to keep going on like this

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how much time do you have brother

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Idk if thats a thing in soulless bug people society but up here in the noble snow lands of the horde orcs when we go to Grandma she puts us on feeding therapy and tells us we are way too thin. Well Americans eat every meal like Grandma is standing behind them.

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I think that in Asia, grannies do the opposite and tell you you're looking a little fat. Pro-ana grandmas <3

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Well their average life expectancy is 40 lol.

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Well adding onto the other comments you also have to consider the lead and microplastics that have been lodged in their brains

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Phewy, how long you got?

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