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I cannot recommend this strongly enough
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And on and on and on and on and on and on
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id bring a harpoon but go off i guess
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Call me Ishmael
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Hi, Ishmael
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dont talk to ahab, and hes a weirdo, and hes fricking obsessed with whales
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It's very important to note here that the actual harpooners in Moby-Peepee are all BIPOC; Polynesian, Indian (feather), Indian (dot) and West African. Mayos need not apply.
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Bipocs are known for harpooning whales
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Yeah, they are useless (mayos)
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Whats the difference between a harpooner and a spear chucker?
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Hecko Hadley! I am looking forward to it!
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We are wearing matching outfits!!!
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i love the way his eyes get bigger and his fins struggle
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What happened in your past that made you this violent
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I don’t appreciate the lack of scared carspeys :(
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I want a scared florist its like shes scared but also happy to go down the aisle and marry her husband to be
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nice touch very good much wow
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
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I think I still prefer the comic
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It's literally the comic but with the song!
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I know but I still prefer the comic
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@Harpooner got her name from owning a harpoon
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Young Womyn and the Sea
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Hot bitches trying to figure out why this whale has any confidence like:
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Where's the hot b-word?
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What you have said here is a hate crime.
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Skully hasn't been hot for at least 20 years.
It's okay old bro.
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It's so over brozzer.
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Scully was always a babe and why I think 90s business attire is the hottest look
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Here, I got some more hotties for you.
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Children should be neither seen nor heard.
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I'm almost 40. My girlfriend is even older. Just because you are over the hill doesn't mean you can't have taste.
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Sounds like it doesn't mean you have taste either.
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must've been good being in your 30s in the 90s
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I'm 68 and demand a dramacoin pension from all of you.
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You can have my instead. Anytime
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Current year Gillian Anderson is hotter than most models fr. Especially if you're into Margaret Thatcher.
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she ages like hellen mirren, and both will be 1s on the binary until they die
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Hellen has aged a ton in the last couple of years. She looked old as frick in Fast x
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i want her to invade my falklands 🇫🇰 😫 and its EVERYTHING
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Gillian Anderson is frickin' awesome. I was blown away when I heard her natural (British) accent the first time.
She's only a relatively minor role, but I love her in The Last King of Scotland. One of my favourite films.
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I thought James Mcavoy was mid until I saw that movie and Atomic Blonde. and also Trance.
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yallah it's ur birthgay 🥳🥳 ur one the best tards here bb 🥳🥳
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Thank you bestie.
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a bit too self aware imo
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she rly ain't tho i hate her sm
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She knows.
She rules.
I want to roll her down a rocky mountain.
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no s snowy one i wanna see if she become a snowball
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Omg I did a post on her a while ago, I love hate watching her. Yeah she has a series called "Day x of my ED recovery". I think she claims that she was anorexic
Ok I guess it's bulimia. That doesn't even really make you thin though b-word wtf she should've anamaxxed
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You haven't recovered from bulimia if you're still binging.
It's like saying you're sober because you quit cocaine but still drinking every night.
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I'm putting her in the Titan submarine and then telling her that I'll catch the next submarine because there isn't room for the both of us.
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With that much fat on board, the sub wouldn't be able to dive.
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Wouldn’t be able to implode either though
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is she wearing the sail? i don't get it
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yeah I’m thinkin I’m black
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i miss that place PERIODT
taken too soon
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submit it. i would love to spma this
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@carpathianflorist
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you fixing her carp?
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I am like 70% sure if you slept with her
Like literally sleeping
You would die if she tossed and turned?
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I'm legit not sure if my Ikea bed frame is rated for this kinda weight
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omg! ive found ikea to be fine at handling whales
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IKEA bed frames will buckle if you frick anybody heavier than a cute twink. This woman probably couldn't even fap in one.
In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.
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Why would anybody need more?
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imagine the smellé
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This nigga --> https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3waAOcJkps literally sleeps with cheetahs. Plural. Yet he's still safer there next to wild animals than with this fat bitch.
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people who are this fat are too fat to even roll over so your good
go get'em tiger
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Reminds me of all the emt stories about fatties smothering their babies when they roll over
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That's the plot of a CSI episode
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Only real neighbors can fix skinny bitches but dossn't work the other way around.
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QUEEQUEG! TIGHTEN THE LINES AND HOLD THE SPEARS
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How hard and costly is it to get that insane amount of gut fat sucked out?
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It wouldn’t happen. Lipo only takes off 10-20 lbs, and doctors would never try it on someone this obese.
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Wear a wetsuit and bring a bucket to bail the boat out
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thanks carp looks like i will skip lunch
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I'd wear this if I were a thot
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s*x
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omg! that video was fricking cute twinkry
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I could spot a Canadian from a mile away like gaydar
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/im-curvy-confident--dont-30190408
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She is so fat you can hear it in her voice
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I wish I could legally hunt fat people
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The sail?
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B-word cosplaying as the sunken submarine lmao
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What buffalo bill wears on his court date.
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shes wearing the sail
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B-word be wearing an atmosphere.
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She can wear a chain and be the anchor.
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Carp, it's rather bold of you to assume I'll be wearing anything.
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this woman's calves could jack a semi truck, respect
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sailing date much fun wow harpoon whale on muh peepee have s*x much wow
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a lifejacket!!!
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I see that she decided to wear an entire sail during the sailing date. That's very considerate of her to bring a spare
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How are we supposed to go sailing if you're wearing the sail?
Seriously, people like her make me unbelievably sad. She's out of breath just from normal talking.
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Just searched up images of elephant seals but turns out she makes them look slim and handsome.
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A sail, a sail!
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oh they recovered the submarine
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She would wear the fricking sail?
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