“I'm probably the only restaurateur in the entire world who is unapologetically telling you that my food is bad for you, that it will kill you, and you should stay away from it,” said Basso.
He then revealed a clear plastic bag filled with a powder-like substance. “I'm here with the cremated remains of someone who died at my restaurant. He died of a heart-attack at my restaurant, and I'm putting the bag clearly on the table. I wish that Burger King, McDonalds, and everyone else would do the same thing.”
“John, wait… hold on one second,” sputtered a clearly shocked Liu. “This is getting a little grim. You're saying you have the actual cremated remains of someone who died at your restaurant?”
“Absolutely,” replied Basso, “because the entire fast-food industry is pretty grim.”
The Heart Attack Grill sells a burger called the Octuple Bypass, featuring 8 patties, 40 slices of bacon, a mound of cheese, and comes to 20,000 calories. They offer no diet sodas, all their milkshakes have tequila, and they sell unfiltered cigarettes on the menu next to the food.
If you weigh over 350 pounds then you can step up to the scale to be weighed, and you get to eat free.
The waitresses are dressed like slutty nurses and paddle you publicly if you don't finish your food.
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