“I'm probably the only restaurateur in the entire world who is unapologetically telling you that my food is bad for you, that it will kill you, and you should stay away from it,” said Basso.
He then revealed a clear plastic bag filled with a powder-like substance. “I'm here with the cremated remains of someone who died at my restaurant. He died of a heart-attack at my restaurant, and I'm putting the bag clearly on the table. I wish that Burger King, McDonalds, and everyone else would do the same thing.”
“John, wait… hold on one second,” sputtered a clearly shocked Liu. “This is getting a little grim. You're saying you have the actual cremated remains of someone who died at your restaurant?”
“Absolutely,” replied Basso, “because the entire fast-food industry is pretty grim.”
The Heart Attack Grill sells a burger called the Octuple Bypass, featuring 8 patties, 40 slices of bacon, a mound of cheese, and comes to 20,000 calories. They offer no diet sodas, all their milkshakes have tequila, and they sell unfiltered cigarettes on the menu next to the food.
If you weigh over 350 pounds then you can step up to the scale to be weighed, and you get to eat free.
The waitresses are dressed like slutty nurses and paddle you publicly if you don't finish your food.
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Its based that they actually live up to their name
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Gigafats eat free. Free food.
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You can't be sure for false advertising at that point
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I've read that if you're over a certain weight you can eat there for free. Can you imagine? Bloody heck...
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You have to be really fricking fat in the first place for this to happen.
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I saw fatties lining up for that scale when I was in vegas.
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Next time you're there, go to Fukuburger in Chinatown, it's the best burger I've ever had, and it's only like $12 for a meal
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I'll have to see that to believe it
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Maybe it was closer to $16 then. Still, it's gourmet shit. Started as a food truck and became brick stores.
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that actually looks like they can cook a burger
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They let you put ANY name on your order and they WILL call it out. You might think you embarrassed them by making them say something awful, but you're the guy that has to stand up and get your food when they call for SneedMeisterCockBlast
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The kanjis are actually
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The owners last name is Fukunaga. He's legit
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I dont see no bacon?
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Yeah it's Fukuburger
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#3 has bacon
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It's still slop. Enjoy your goychow Amerifat.
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!goyslopenjoyers The Holy Land!
(Also !fitness natural selection at work…)
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Heart Attack Grill is the bulking Mecca !fitness
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Starting Shitters UNITE!
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Fun fact about the owner: he used to be a dietician before the Heart Attack Grill. Basso's LLC is funnily enough called “Diet Center LLC”.
Nobody hates fatties more than him; well warranted!
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People kept cheating on their diets with him so he said "frick it, let's just kill em all"
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Based enabler
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Is there a more dramapilled restaurant out there?
Maybe the Hitler restaurants in India, China and Japan but I'm pretty sure they aren't doing it on purpose...
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Journo should have called his bluff and started snorting the powder in the bag
No one keeps ashes in anything but cremation urns. That's not a thing
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Why would the family give a restaurant owner their dead family members ashes
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If I'm ever a regular at the heart attack grill, I hope my parents disown me. If any of my future children become regulars, I will disown them and donate their ashes to the owner.
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I still wanna try one
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Me too, that's why I said regular, it's fine to just go in and eat a burger for one time.
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idk man, one of my friend's dad died recently and they gave him what was essentially a slightly sturdier carboard box with holes at the top (like the one's powdered bleach come in) so they could easily spread the ashes at sea.
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least violent serial killer
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omg guys it's so based it's like the most based based that ever based p:
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LOCKED
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Just like a good peepee
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At least hes honest
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I've seen videos of this place. Seen guys like Matt Stonie do food challenges there. The burgers don't even look good.
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I wanna try it for the meme
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I think that is the only reason to try it. I've heard all about the various gimmicks of the restaurant, never heard anyone comment on the flavor of the food.
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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