“I'm probably the only restaurateur in the entire world who is unapologetically telling you that my food is bad for you, that it will kill you, and you should stay away from it,” said Basso.
He then revealed a clear plastic bag filled with a powder-like substance. “I'm here with the cremated remains of someone who died at my restaurant. He died of a heart-attack at my restaurant, and I'm putting the bag clearly on the table. I wish that Burger King, McDonalds, and everyone else would do the same thing.”
“John, wait… hold on one second,” sputtered a clearly shocked Liu. “This is getting a little grim. You're saying you have the actual cremated remains of someone who died at your restaurant?”
“Absolutely,” replied Basso, “because the entire fast-food industry is pretty grim.”
The Heart Attack Grill sells a burger called the Octuple Bypass, featuring 8 patties, 40 slices of bacon, a mound of cheese, and comes to 20,000 calories. They offer no diet sodas, all their milkshakes have tequila, and they sell unfiltered cigarettes on the menu next to the food.
If you weigh over 350 pounds then you can step up to the scale to be weighed, and you get to eat free.
The waitresses are dressed like slutty nurses and paddle you publicly if you don't finish your food.
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I saw fatties lining up for that scale when I was in vegas.
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Next time you're there, go to Fukuburger in Chinatown, it's the best burger I've ever had, and it's only like $12 for a meal
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I'll have to see that to believe it
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Maybe it was closer to $16 then. Still, it's gourmet shit. Started as a food truck and became brick stores.
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The kanjis are actually correct
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The owners last name is Fukunaga. He's legit
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that actually looks like they can cook a burger
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They let you put ANY name on your order and they WILL call it out. You might think you embarrassed them by making them say something awful, but you're the guy that has to stand up and get your food when they call for SneedMeisterCockBlast
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I dont see no bacon?
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Yeah it's Fukuburger
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#3 has bacon
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It's still slop. Enjoy your goychow Amerifat.
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