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Disney adults need an eight-week training plan in order to walk around Disney World 
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Getting high on illegal stimulants and pacing back and forth while angrily muttering would really make this person a lot healthier.
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i dont need stimulants for that
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Anyone else miss the trips they would get when legit DMT was still easy to source, instead of now where you're rolling the die in the hopes that you're getting something good instead of a Chinese mix of shitty RC and fet?
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Just make it yourself. Any r-slur with high school chemistry knowledge can make it.
Only 5 meo can be annoying to source. I buy mine of some hippy dude
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Too lazy to do that. You in the midwest? Because I'm currently looking for a decent soyrce.
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Im eurotrash
https://homechemistry.nl/shop/chemicals but its more expensive than the hippies
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I was in the best shape of my life when I was leading that lifestyle.
The occasional bouts of insane paranoia was definitely a worthwhile trade-off.
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These ppl don't have a 30 yr old treadmill sitting around that they never use?
I thought everyone had that
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Why are treadmills even a thing like lmao neighbor just go outside
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Joggers
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Weather.
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If you don't regularly take half-naked runs through storms and blizzards then are you even a man?
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If I had to do indoor cardio then I'd rather rather cycle or row than treadmill. Treadmill is so boring.
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Sometimes the weather is bad
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Yeah they're like $100 on craiglist. There's a lot of 'like new' treadmills sitting in people's basements.
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does the RAWWRRRUMMMRUMMRAWrnrnrnrnrnrn'rmrmRUmmmRUUUMMMRUMM of an old treadmill make people self conscious?
i have no idea what a good one is supposed to sound like because I just pace back and forth for hours at a time, but many of my relatives had cheap ones that sounded like that, and my friend had an upstairs neighbor who presumably had one
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Every house in the Midwest has the partially finished basement with the treadmill in the corner with coat hangers on the arm rests, I think they come with the house just like the refrigerator at this point
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Whats funny is the uncacelled pelaton subscriptions on top of a 1500 treadmill i assume needs internet just to run
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Planet fitness is like $10
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and there is free 🍕
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Wow that's unbelievable is that even possible?
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Are humans even designed for 3000+ steps?
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Disney people aren't.
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Man, I was gonna give you shit for giving people who are doing a runDisney 5K/10K/Half or whatever at DisneyWorld grief, because at least they're trying.
But shit, a "exercise plan" just to walk around the parks, how awful.
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There's a bus that sweeps up people who are going too slow. IIRC the bus moves at an 8 hour marathon pace.
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Looking at the fats is part of the fun, i was at smokey mt national park going up 5 mile out and back trail, halfway up we passed a fat family of 5 walked back, all upset, non with packs or water. The mom looked red as a tomato and the dad looked ready to beat his fat little kids, It's really easy to catch people close to dying or heat stroke now.
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Why is it only foids ?
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it sounds pathetic enough until you see that it's 3 weeks a week
frick me
she's fat but come on lol have some pride wtf
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fat? buddy she's perfect you must live near the equator or smth because this ho is for keeping a man warm at night
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yea i literally live on the equator
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My genius, on display again! On the equator you need a skinny b-word so you don't burn up in bed.
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"Walking isn't 'exercise'." - My Doctor Dunking on Fats
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just demand a scooty for disability
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Mah walkin' plan's simple… Tommy!
Get Mama a Double Gulp! Not Diet!
With whipped cream! No fruit! Extra chocolate!
The heck is that red one they insist on mah cream, anyway?
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Seems like standing in line for hours would be a bigger issue than walking. At least, that's how it is for me. But I'm not fat, just arthritic.
Clearly this healthy young woman has crippling physical issues an old man like me could never understand.
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Same, i hate standing and being near disney adults
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In the coming dark time we will hunt these people and feed them to our dogs.
Fun fact: the highly chuddy seventies scifi movie 'A Boy and his Dog' was set in the far away future year of 2024.
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Unironically if you can't walk 20 miles a day you aren't gonna make it
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That's a fun movie! Great ending too.
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It was truly wholesome. A boy's best friend is his dog.
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I was thankful for Star Wars Land because it kept the lines shorter at the other rides in that park.
But you'd be surprised how ignorant people can be. My sister in law bought brand new shoes to wear to the park. Like most women, that meant everybody had to stop every 15 minutes because her feet were hurting too much.
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Fat
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