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Shit lords IN IN IN! Fatties posting about times they got stuck in furniture

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/18rbnrz/it_happened

								

								

It happened.

I got stuck in a chair yesterday. And to make matters worse, I was all alone (isolating on Christmas to avoid covid.) I was stuck for a good 30 minutes and honestly debated calling the fire department. Eventually I was able to get myself out but needless to say I will be getting rid of my chair that has arms on it.

Anyway, I'm not exactly sure why I'm posting this, I guess just that I was really scared while I was stuck in there and wanted to release that feeling.

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I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight.

:#marseysurejan:

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in the history of human civilization i guarantee a skinny person has never gotten stuck in furniture

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I mean I, a person with a thin badge, have comedically stuck my butt in a broken chair and become “stuck” until I just got up since I'm not fat. I don't understand what made this person stuck though. I had a wicker chair up to my nipples as I hermit crabbed around


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I get stuck in my bed all the time.

:#marseytoasty:

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Fr, having too comfy a bed is almost a negative thing.

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My stepsis/mom keeps getting stuck in the washer dumb b-word

Try gooning when you have to constantly be interrupted

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It makes sense that r-sluration runs in your family. :marseythumbsup:

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>step relatives are blood related

!r-slurs got another

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:mar#seycry: NOT MY OVERBREEDER

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At this point Aevann should make the ping group opt-out rather than opt-in

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i think your step relatives are in fact blood related tho

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nobody runs in his family, they keep getting stuck in the washer r-slur

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and then my pp gets stuck in her :horny:

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:marseybeanquestion:

I dont get it. Can you be a bit more clear?

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Ikr?? :#tayaaa: SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN

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WRONG i got stuck in a particularly beanie bean bag once

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I got my head stuck in a stairway bannister as a kid on several occasions

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:marseydunce:

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I dunno, does a sybian count as a piece of furniture?

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woman moment

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Well, a child's high chair is perfectly reasonable for them.

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I did once, hutt it was in a kinky situation

https://media.giphy.com/media/1d5NfwKMy11pt3xqwd/giphy.webp

!slots222

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I used to gave these shitty wicker chairs that would :marseywould: completely fall apart :marseyvenn6: with a giant :marseyyeti: hole in the middle. Sometimes for fun I'd sit in one of the broken :marseytariq2: ones and try to get my butt to touch :marseygrass: the ground.

I still never :marseyitsover: got stuck in one. !thin privilege :#marseynails:

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I've been stuck in the chair before, but it always involved massive amounts of drugs and alcohol

:#marseydead:

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I broke a few chairs.

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