Shit lords IN IN IN! Fatties posting about times they got stuck in furniture

I got stuck in a bathtub once

How wide is this b-word????

lol these are great. I'll add my favorite

I got stuck in the Chicago L once trying to go to the airport. I had a suitcase and a purse and I was trying to go through the turn thingy so partly it was the luggage but partly it was that the spaces are so darn small.

It was embarrassing at the time cause I panicked and the worker had to come help me, but you know what, recently I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you choose they are. I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight. Someday you'll look back and laugh it off.

I went to a museum that had no gate beside the turnstile and had to yell to the people at the ticket desk, telling them if I stepped into that turnstile I was gonna be there forever. They were nice about it and showed me another way in. I wasn't embarrassed — they were the ones with the stupid tiny turnstile!

I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you DON'T SHARE THEM ONLINE

Wise words of wisdom

I got stuck in a bathtub once. I fell asleep while I was relaxing in a tub full of water and when I woke up, I got all dried up because the water managed to drain somehow.

I also like to brachiosaurus-max and rely on water to keep my body from falling apart due to excess body weight 🦕

Seriously though was she only able to fit to begin by being slippery? This makes no sense to me lmao

!effortposters give upsorens to those who do the op's work for him

I fell asleep while I was relaxing in a tub full of water

What else would it be full of? Gravy?

I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you choose they are. I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight. Someday you'll look back and laugh it off.

Yeah it's a bit less embarrassing when mishaps aren't caused by being a hog.

Seriously, why does OP's post sound like a Peter griffin bit

hoot and holler

Shut the frick up corncel

in the history of human civilization i guarantee a skinny person has never gotten stuck in furniture

I used to gave these shitty wicker chairs that would completely fall apart with a giant hole in the middle. Sometimes for fun I'd sit in one of the broken ones and try to get my butt to touch the ground.

I still never got stuck in one. !thin privilege

I've been stuck in the chair before, but it always involved massive amounts of drugs and alcohol

I broke a few chairs.

In all fairness, covid risk is a lot higher when you're morbidly obese.

I want to meet her

i'll never understand why someone that size decided to be on a game show where the entire point is fitting through small holes.

I'm edging so fricking hard right now I want to see that fat get bopped

that does not nearly get the glory...

The era of tv that was like "let's torture fat people and laugh" was wild.

SNAPPIENT

I mean, if you're a heifer or geriatric, you should probably just Cask of Amontillado yourself in at this point, because the world's not going to treat you with the kid gloves as you're expecting.

I hope the next thing the Chinese virologists send us actually works.

If I ever go on an OJ type televised trial of the century sort of murder charge this is the sort of expert witness my Dream Team will be bringing on

1000 Ways to Die is a Cerified Kino

Get some beers and throw on a season

Lars von Trier couldn't begin to capture the fragility of mortality to that degree

Landry Clarke gets to nurse those milkers nightly