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Hey girlies…awkward question

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Hey girlies.. awkward question.

I am 5'2 200lbs. For the past year I've been super out of shape and struggle with simple tasks. The biggest problem I've run into so far is wiping after using the bathroom. I am physically unable to wipe front to back anymore and I'm really ashamed and grossed out because of it. I also don't think it's just because of my weight but more on the side of just being out of shape.

What I've been doing is just wiping “the front” to the front and then wiping “the back” to the back. I never make the “back waste” touch the front it's just that I can't reach the front from all the way around.

This is really awkward to say but can someone tell me if this is still bad for my hygiene?

:marse#ychonker:

No, you're fine. Although I'd highly recommend getting a bidet.

:marsey#skibiditoilet:

I would try wet cleansing cloths after you use the regular potty paper. That way you can get a second layer of freshness down there. Bidets are great too.

Bidets or nah? I'm biased as an amerimutt toward Big TP :marseymerchant: tbh

Echoing what's been said. I've never wiped front to back. Front separate, back separate. Get a bidet, use wet tissues. You're good. You can also use ph balanced, non perfumed, non irritating cleansing gel or wash in the shower/bidet as well. dry tissues aint it. You're good😘

The shower :m#arseysick:

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No, you're fine.

literally can't wipe herself anymore

this is totally fine

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I'm sure her cardiologist said the same thing before he went

:#spit:

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Bidets are amazing and it really grosses me out that chicks are walking around trying to tempt me with filthy, paper-wiped asses and kitties

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just smearing shit really lol

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Imagine being so overweight that basic hygiene is physically impossible and your plan doesn't involve losing weight. Like she should be ashamed and humiliated.

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>I am physically unable to wipe front to back anymore

how the frick does anybody type these words out and not rethink their entire life in the process? If youre younger than 80 and don't have some Lou Gehrig :marseydisabled: type disease, you should be able to wipe your own butt

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omg! 52 200lbs

oh god

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round like the blue willy wonka b-word

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There used to be this site called Living XL that sold products for the morbidly obese. The device for wiping your butt was this hook-shaped implement that could grasp onto a wad of potty paper.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17039017440200799.webp

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The frick? Sure she needs to lose weight, but that's a disturbing lack of flexibility and mobility. She's not near fat enough to not be able to reach, that's a like 300lbs problem.

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@whyareyou used too be an adventurer like you, then @whyareyou took a bidet too the bathroom.

Brother, get one of these https://www.clearwaterbidets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cleanspa-package-graphic-with-sprayerMR.jpg and your life will never be the same after you get used to it. I was a pure USAmerican bidet-hater, but we got one and i used it, and now I legit cannot even with just using potty paper. It feels like being transported back to the stone age, when I shit in someone else's house and all they have is ridiculous dry paper products to clean my anus!

trump for prison

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/r/Plussize just has to be a fetish roleplay forum now good god :marseypuke:

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i just know it stank

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Drown :marseyaquagrunt: her in the potty :marseybikechainincident:

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WHO CHANGES DONALD TRUMP'S DIAPERS?

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