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Fat b-word didn't know she was pregnant until four days before delivery. Binge drank while pregnant to the point of getting alcohol poisoning.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/18vzo9a/i_had_a_cryptic_pregnancy_ama

								

								

redditors seem to think this is all fine. Her only concern seemed to be that she didn't have time to screen the baby for defects so she could yeet it.

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>I don't know my weight as I don't track it, but I had a very average not-thin-not-fat body type. I wore the same pair of jeans before, during, and after my pregnancy!

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsmVTT1gYtoeaic/giphy.webp

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the fact that i didn't know i was pregnant proves i'm not fat! :smoke:

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Please stop commenting on my posts without first voting. Thanks.

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i don't know how many times i have to say this

i don't upmarsey unless it's earned. :hmph:

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LOL LOOK AT THIS SOFT B-WORD :quote: NOOOOO IF YOU DON'T UPMARSEY ME I'M GOING TO CRY AND BLOCK YOU :quote: :xd:

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NTA, his post, his votes.

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Should of upmarseyd him then negro

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You should have put more effort into your post then sweaty ;^)

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no

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@Enrico_Motassa get back in here and upmarsey my post you BIPOC

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this drama makes me sad and I don't want to look at it anymore

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UPMARSEY MY POST

https://media.giphy.com/media/Wvo6vaUsQa3Di/giphy.webp

Oh you did :marseygiggle:

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I ALREADY DID QUIT YER BITCHING

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>ctrl-F "Fat"

>0 results

https://media.giphy.com/media/UnlDfBZ8v6GkKf07eV/giphy.webp

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Ackshually the BMI is totally unreliable. Look at that roided-up weightlifting footballer, the BMI says he's obese!

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Also pay no attention to the fact that he's in terrible health and will suffer with joint pain and heart issues his entire life, that doesn't prove anything and BMI still doesn't work!

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Reading this shit is crazy. My sister is currently trying to have a baby and they're super careful about everything but still lost two pregnancies in the first month and this r-slur just delivers on a whim.

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Sadly, there is no justice in the universe.

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idiocracy.webm

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:soyjak: Can't even blame you for drinking while pregnant - you didn't even know you were pregnant! So glad everything worked out just right

Only reaffirmation is allowed on reddit!

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I'm sure her fetal alcohol syndrome child is juuuust fine.

:marseygigaretardlove::marseygigaretardlove::marseygigaretardlove:

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I have PCOS, so for the decade prior to having him I only got my period a handful of times a year.

:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

The NICU team was present when he was born just in case, but he miraculously came out absolutely perfect. No dependency, no defects, perfect weight, zero concerns after a quick look-over!

Oh great, so glad the son will survive to bless the world with the high IQ and conscientiousness that he inherited from his parents :marseyeyeroll:

Trans lives matter, unlike fats'.

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Are most of these people just teetering on the verge of death or what. I'm aware if I'm going to be taking a big dump like 2 hours into the future

I think most of the “I didn't know I was pregnant” stories is just trying to sell the actual “I knew but was not going to adjust my life at all oh woopsie I guess there's a stigma against women's medical research teehee”

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To be charitable too the emotional truth of Birthing Persons of Corpulence (BPOC), they probably just take dumps in their pants, as well.

Trans lives matter, unlike fats'.

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Why do all reddit foids have pcos?

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Fat

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SOMETHING SOMETHING TESTOSTERONE :marseytrt: :marseysoycrytremble: SOMETHING SOMETHING MALE BRAIN :marseyneuronactivation: :marseyneuron:

Trans lives matter

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I don't understand how someone wouldn't FEEL another human living inside them. Do they just get such bad indigestion normally?

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dude bussy lmao

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just imagine the number of parasites this woman has crawling around unknown inside her if she doesn't know she's pregnant before the preganantie presents :marseysmug3:

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>got alcohol poisoning while pregnant

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17041662975063605.webp

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I'm torn because many fat foids will use pregnancy as an excuse to get really fat and in her case it seems like she didn't do that at least.

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There's depressingly little drama.

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Interesting post history though. Unemployed shoplifting single mum foid with a mixed-race kid, 30 weeks pregnant trying to get a job.

Depressioncow.

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I can only imagine how many tattoos she has!

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size 8 isn't very fat

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believing the redditor

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