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Fat b-word didn't know she was pregnant until four days before delivery. Binge drank while pregnant to the point of getting alcohol poisoning.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/18vzo9a/i_had_a_cryptic_pregnancy_ama

								

								

redditors seem to think this is all fine. Her only concern seemed to be that she didn't have time to screen the baby for defects so she could yeet it.

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I have PCOS, so for the decade prior to having him I only got my period a handful of times a year.

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The NICU team was present when he was born just in case, but he miraculously came out absolutely perfect. No dependency, no defects, perfect weight, zero concerns after a quick look-over!

Oh great, so glad the son will survive to bless the world with the high IQ and conscientiousness that he inherited from his parents :marseyeyeroll:

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Why do all reddit foids have pcos?

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Are most of these people just teetering on the verge of death or what. I'm aware if I'm going to be taking a big dump like 2 hours into the future

I think most of the “I didn't know I was pregnant” stories is just trying to sell the actual “I knew but was not going to adjust my life at all oh woopsie I guess there's a stigma against women's medical research teehee”

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To be charitable too the emotional truth of Birthing Persons of Corpulence (BPOC), they probably just take dumps in their pants, as well.

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