I cant wipe my own butt and im okey with it.

my friends and family know and they all have bidet attachments in their homes too

Sometimes fats just paint such a vivid picture of their daily lives that you just wouldn't be able to conceive.

Imagine having the conversation with your friends and family:

Listen, you might be wondering how my fat little short arms reach around my enormous circumference, pry apart my gigantic butt cheeks and are able to wipe all the mushy shit away from my butthole. Well, the truth is they don't.

That's right. I can no longer wipe my own shit. And, owing to my terrible and excessive diet, I am prone to need to take a shit at any time without notice. Therefore I would appreciate if y'all install these bidet attachments to your pottys.

How is that an easier proposition than just changing your diet?