:marseytucker: Ozempic bad. Upmarseys to the left

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzRjkNYT-U8

They have a really good allegory here where they say if the aquarium is dirty you clean the aquarium you don't drug the fish

He goes on to say things like we have massive subsidies for unhealthy food and 10 billion dollars a year goes from the federal treasury to soda companies through the food stamp program

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:#fatchairgenocide:

Forcibly inject every fatty with ozempic

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"you can leave the fat camp when you can fit through the door"

:#chadnordictalking:

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Give every fatty a coupon for unlimited free tendies and strip them of subsidized healthcare.

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Yes but my idea is far more entertaining

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I believe there's a Chinese restaurant that allows you to fit through different railings for a particular discount in a different size you can't fit through at all

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17083659654588275.webp

!thin

We could totally make a new law if you cant fit through you arent allowed to eat out

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There's a few places like that, I'm 99.9% sure there's a similar restaurant in Japan that I've seen fats

:pepereeeeee:

Over recently.

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>:marseytears: tfw you won't get the cheapest discount because you're not a Chinese manlet

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708366200611747.webp

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Yes but consider the following:

I call it the final solution

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708366621815694.webp

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!nooticers what's the crematorium for? :marseynooticeglow:

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If the crematorium has wooden doors, it's going nowhere in 2 weeks :#marseyindignant:

!chuds

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I feel like the fat camp needs more enrichment

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:#turtoiserofl:

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The crematorium is a great call :marseyxd:

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It's even large enough so it doesn't burn down when someone gets cremated! :D

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SCHLANK MACHT FREI

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that crematorium ain't big enough to handle the oil spray

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You're probably right

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6 million calories burned in 4 years with only 2 stairmasters? Sounds a little implausible to me.

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What if I told you there's.... 10 stair masters

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The shadows don't line up.

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