:marseytucker: Ozempic bad. Upmarseys to the left

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzRjkNYT-U8

They have a really good allegory here where they say if the aquarium is dirty you clean the aquarium you don't drug the fish

He goes on to say things like we have massive subsidies for unhealthy food and 10 billion dollars a year goes from the federal treasury to soda companies through the food stamp program

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Tbh we just need to prevent food stamps being used on junk food. We already have good classifications in many states for tax purposes, we should reuse that to codify a whitelist of allowed foods through food stamps.

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The poors would literally riot if they had to pay for their slop

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But will they get off the couch

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poor people can't stop making choices that are more expensive long term

:marsey#manysuchcases:

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Reminds me of the recent sob story from the Atlantic or NY Times or whatever where they had a photo of a morbidly obese woman pondering with the caption “sometimes we don't have enough money to put food on the table”

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Well yeah, their table isn't big enough for the amiunt of food she's eating each day

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You really think Kellogg and PepsiCo will ever allow that?

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i remember reading something about how coca cola's second biggest lobbying contribution is to allow for food stamps to cover their products or something along those lines. !nooticers do any of you have a link thanks

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Their most recent lobbying report

SNAP is the first one on the list :marseyxd:

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oh forgot to tag !nooticers this kind stranger delivered

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Factcheck: Yes.

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darn close enough LMAO

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Why did you say whitelist instead of multiculturalist tho chud🧐🧐.

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Do you know how much soda companies lobbies when it was even suggested that they may make food stamps ineligible for purchases of soda, unironicly make me want to fedpost

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TERF Island has that. People just spend them on absurd quantities of milk and bananas.

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Well they have a >10 percent lead over the US in not being obese, so maybe they have the right idea lol.

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>bananas and milk in the UK contain >10% lead

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You're racist.


I'm open to employment for any lobbying positions

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:#fatchairgenocide:

Forcibly inject every fatty with ozempic

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"you can leave the fat camp when you can fit through the door"

:#chadnordictalking:

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I believe there's a Chinese restaurant that allows you to fit through different railings for a particular discount in a different size you can't fit through at all

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17083659654588275.webp

!thin

We could totally make a new law if you cant fit through you arent allowed to eat out

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There's a few places like that, I'm 99.9% sure there's a similar restaurant in Japan that I've seen fats

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Over recently.

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>:marseytears: tfw you won't get the cheapest discount because you're not a Chinese manlet

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708366200611747.webp

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Yes but consider the following:

I call it the final solution

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708366621815694.webp

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!nooticers what's the crematorium for? :marseynooticeglow:

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If the crematorium has wooden doors, it's going nowhere in 2 weeks :#marseyindignant:

!chuds

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I feel like the fat camp needs more enrichment

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:#turtoiserofl:

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The crematorium is a great call :marseyxd:

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It's even large enough so it doesn't burn down when someone gets cremated! :D

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SCHLANK MACHT FREI

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that crematorium ain't big enough to handle the oil spray

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You're probably right

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6 million calories burned in 4 years with only 2 stairmasters? Sounds a little implausible to me.

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What if I told you there's.... 10 stair masters

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The shadows don't line up.

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Give every fatty a coupon for unlimited free tendies and strip them of subsidized healthcare.

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Yes but my idea is far more entertaining

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The "big pharma" whining doesn't work when ozempic is from the socialist :marseyhitchens: Denmark :marseyfrederikx: tuckyboy

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People pretend Americans :marseyamericanpearlclutch: are starving. Food stamps have doubled since 2020. Attacking those will take time.

Also imagine it's a drug that makes you ingest less of the poison :marseygas: in the environment

If it's cheaper to do that ATM while building up political :marseywatermelon: capital to fight :marseykrazykarate: government welfare :marseyantiwork2: then do it. Cost effectiveness and considering things from an economics perspective is lost on the over socialized

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No joke, to following statement would count you as a "food insecure" statistic in the USA:

I bought a roast chicken even though I really wanted a ribeye but they cost too much

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If they made food stamps only usable as the same list of goods as WIC you just know they'd use it all on sugary cereal or sell it at a discount for cash

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That is indeed a very common problem that people do sell what is meant for food for drugs. The real trick would be to try to make it non-transferable and connected to state issued ID. But Republicans are paranoid freaks and will never institute the thing that would fix both voting and welfare fraud while the same time doing all these unnecessary things to try to fix them

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how about we stop giving poors money at all and stop the government from tracking us everywhere we go and everything we do :marseypleading:

no welfare no welfare fraud

no welfare no mass migration (those that do still come have to contribute)

no mass migration less voter fraud concern

no mass migration no housing crisis

no mass migration higher wages, lower crime, social cohesion etc etc

talk about one thing that would fix issues that everyone is too :marseyretard3: to implement

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if you want an american woman to lose 10 lbs, just leave her in a forest 500 feet away from the closest road and wait 17 days.

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Two weeks ago called, they want their video back :chudsmug:

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Wait he's attacking a drug company because the sins of food companies?

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:#marseygiveup:

Snapshots:

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Do burger doctors really try to push pills and shill for drug companies?

I seen a comment on that video saying "I had prediabetes, refused the drugs, went low carb, intermittent fasting, lost 45 pounds and my Dr was pissed. I fired her. Then lost another 15 pounds."

Do burger doctors not practice preventative medicine? Here in Australia, the doctors will tell you to stop being a fat r-slur, lower carbs, and to exercise in order to control type 2 diabetes. If you're a lazy fat and are hopeless, then they prescribe the meds.

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The solution is, quite honestly, very simple. Ozempic was never needed and it's a real problem. No, what we need to do is dump amphetamines in the water.

Overnight, America will have its BMI plummet, productivity will go through the roof, the population goes from barely literate to the average shopping list being a notebook.

The only problem would be the gooning and the rage issues. But which would you rather have: the morbidly obese, or the vampires from I Am Legend?

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