:marseytucker: Ozempic bad. Upmarseys to the left

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzRjkNYT-U8

They have a really good allegory here where they say if the aquarium is dirty you clean the aquarium you don't drug the fish

He goes on to say things like we have massive subsidies for unhealthy food and 10 billion dollars a year goes from the federal treasury to soda companies through the food stamp program

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The solution is, quite honestly, very simple. Ozempic was never needed and it's a real problem. No, what we need to do is dump amphetamines in the water.

Overnight, America will have its BMI plummet, productivity will go through the roof, the population goes from barely literate to the average shopping list being a notebook.

The only problem would be the gooning and the rage issues. But which would you rather have: the morbidly obese, or the vampires from I Am Legend?

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