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Gaining weight in a relationship is abuse and should be treated that way.

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:marseyhesright: should be in the ten commandments right after thou shalt not kill


:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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If the Bible is the word of God then why doesn't it have any weight loss tips? Checkmate Christcucks.

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  • Alternate your eating patterns, seven fat years followed by seven lean years.

  • Reduce your portion sizes by giving a tenth to somebody else.

  • You can't live by bread alone, you also have to eat the flesh and drink the blood of the Son of Man.

  • Try adding some locusts and wild honey for variety.

  • Always season with salt, don't lose your saltiness.

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Help your fat partner lose weight by releasing a swarm of locusts into your pantry :#marseymoreyouknow:

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>Gluttony

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Begone thou sinner!

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Like this :mar#seylaugh:? am I doing this right? :marseyconfused:

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