https://old.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/1b4pmyz/todays_the_day_im_off_on_my_birthday_bakery_crawl/
Fifteen fricking bakeries...15! All serving sweet shit like cannoli and cakes. How disgusting do have to be to eat that much sweet food?
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This sounds kind of sad.
I don't get the point of taking them all home rather than eating and having a coffee in two or three bakeries.
The end result looks good.
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The baked goods look fine if you're into sugary baked goods, but you're either going to have to wolf them all down at once, or pray they don't go stale too quickly. You'd be way better off visiting 10 bakeries in 10 days if you're that into that shit and feel you need to treat yo' self that much.
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Lmao taking "got more rolls than a pastry truck" literally.
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I have an idea for the next nightmare on elm street movie and it involves a bakery crawl. Fatties might be useless in the real world, but they are masters of the dream world. Freddy can't take them out because every time he gets close they wake up coughing and gagging from their sleep apnea. Eventually Freddy just gets frustrated and gives up.
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when i'm rich in a few years can you write this into an actual movie and i'll pay 100% of the production costs. this would be one of the funniest movies ever
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Going to be a real downer when one of them trips on slightly uneven concrete and their bones shatter like glass.
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That sounds amazing.
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All by themselves too lol
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I mean, which is worse, eating 15 pastries, or downing (at least) 15 different alcoholic bevies? Both are shit for you and make you look like absolute crap
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