https://old.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/1b4pmyz/todays_the_day_im_off_on_my_birthday_bakery_crawl/
Fifteen fricking bakeries...15! All serving sweet shit like cannoli and cakes. How disgusting do have to be to eat that much sweet food?
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I have an idea for the next nightmare on elm street movie and it involves a bakery crawl. Fatties might be useless in the real world, but they are masters of the dream world. Freddy can't take them out because every time he gets close they wake up coughing and gagging from their sleep apnea. Eventually Freddy just gets frustrated and gives up.
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when i'm rich in a few years can you write this into an actual movie and i'll pay 100% of the production costs. this would be one of the funniest movies ever
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