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I found a pooner architect.

https://x.com/Pupperdoon/status/1769089276493357526

Let's look at xirs lovely face

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI301G-WAAAmQ-C?format=jpg&name=small

Almost all of his post history is fat related :marseyxd:

Here is he telling a :marseytrain: to balloon up :derpsnickering:

i literally gain weight if i eat 2000 calories daily

Maybe you should gain weight

i'm not looking to blob up

I think you'd look better if you did :marseycoomer2:

Hank green promoted ozempic so he's angry at him for trying to take his hamplanets away

Hank Green promoting ozempic/wegovy was not something I expected to see today. Darn. Disappointed. :marseycoomer3:

He also figured out the secret to unclockability

the girls are so fatphobic that they don't want to admit that the trick to being unclockable is being chubby like 😭

This goes for trans guys too. Body fat obscures your skeletal structure. Short fat guys even seem taller than they are bc of how much space they take up.

Whatever the frick this is

I can't even imagine how torturous it would have been if I tried to restrict my caloric intake during this time. I was ravenous. I was as hungry as I was horny (all the time, insatiably). It was as if my body had awoken from a deep deep slumber. :marseyyikes:

I wonder if this is part of why the transsexual body is so feared? It is a divine indulgence of the flesh. Satisfying your literal viscera it's deepest cravings. :smugtranstwitter:

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having a bizarre weight gaining fetish is enough to make me respect his pronouns. prime neurodivergent male stuff.

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>i literally gain weight if i eat 2000 calories daily

>fell for the recommended daily calorie intake meme

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Yeah I follow the USDA recommendations, how can you tell?

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According to MyPlate (thanks, Obama), I'm supposed to eat 2400 calories a day to maintain weight. :!marseychonkerfoidpuke: In reality it's more like 1800.

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I mean, that's probably true if you're a 5'2 pooner

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Don't worry. it's diet soda, it's low in calories

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>Going on testosterone made me LOOK 10 years younger, too! I think thats finally starting to settle down now as I am slowly exiting my second puberty. But people really thought I was 25 there for a bit

Thats not how puberty works, wtf

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He just looks young for a male cuz he's womanly and short

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:#marseythebuilder: :#marseychonker:

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Xe looks like count dankula lmao

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Darn poor dankula

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Everyone's always talking about ranching the lolcows, but no one ever bothers to feed the lolcows

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went from a braphog to a strong rancher :marseysoutherner:

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Another day, another pooner that beardmogs most !chuds :marseysmirk#!2:


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You're joking right? Most pooners can't grow beards for shit. Look at her.

Only has any growth on her chin and neck, and it's soft and wispy foid hair. No moustache, no cheek coverage, chin hair is basically transparent.

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And it's still more than most chuds, r-slur


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Counterpoint: No it's not. What you gunna do now you dribbling spastic?

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!neomoids biomoidels can't compete on any level.

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Not exactly an accomplishment when you're on more test than peak Arnold

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It is when they don't have a peepee


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I transitioned to nonbinary in 2012 at the age of 26 and then transitioned to male in 2021 at 35.

Something funny about how presenting a two-stage transition like this makes it so clear that actually nothing has changed.

You didn't transition to anything you fat disgusting foid. You were a fat ugly woman. You're now a fat hairy woman with a deep voice.

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It's kinda funny that FtMs at least turn into soyboys when they don't have good hygiene and just let their beard grow, while MtFs that don't take care of their hygiene end up looking like monsters

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the girls are so fatphobic that they don't want to admit that the trick to being unclockable is being chubby like

Xhe aint wrong, being fat is the best thing a :marseytrain: can do to obscure xheir gender. Unfortunately it also means being fat.

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Not only does fat disguise the usual male/female characteristics which disrupts our clocking abilities, but also it triggers our disgust mechanism so strongly that the clocking part of our brain, which is primarily used to quickly identify potential mates, is never even activated.

So yes be fat to pass. But then also be prepared to look like this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17107862667648408.webp

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That beard is funny af, I didnt even know it was possible to grow a see-through beard

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Short fat guys even seem taller than they are bc of how much space they take up.

Next level copeium


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Ugh, Carp, seriously? Your admin power trip is like the annoying kid who just discovered a can of spray paint. You're vandalizing the user experience with your overblown sense of authority. Do you honestly think people are here to witness your one-person show?

Newsflash: This isn't your personal playground. Users aren't here to applaud your admin theatrics; they just want to use the darn site without feeling like they're under your microscopic rule. Your heavy-handed approach is turning this place into a digital dictatorship, and trust me, no one's voting for you.

It's like you're the captain of the S.S. Delusion, steering full speed into an iceberg of user dissatisfaction. Soon, you'll be the ruler of an empire of one—congratulations, I guess? So, before this digital Titanic sinks, maybe dial back the power trips, Carp. The only thing you're building here is a monument to your own isolation.

Snapshots:

https://x.com/Pupperdoon/status/1769089276493357526:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI301G-WAAAmQ-C?format=jpg&name=small:

i literally gain weight if i eat 2000 calories daily:

Hank Green promoting ozempic/wegovy was not something I expected to see today. Darn. Disappointed. :marseycoomer3::

This goes for trans guys too. Body fat obscures your skeletal structure. Short fat guys even seem taller than they are bc of how much space they take up.:

Whatever the frick this is:

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