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:marseychonkerfoidpuke: r/AlaskaAirlines :marsey911: names the :marseyradfem: fatty menace :!marseychonkerfoidindignant2:

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Always armrest down…

:#marseygigachadtalking:


Just step into the aisle right there, say “excuse me, sorry ma'am” and put the armrest down. When she complains about it, tell her politely you paid for the seat and you intend to use your seat, sorry if it makes her uncomfortable. And that if she can't fit in one seat she needs to purchase a second one.

It may be rude, but it is your seat and that's that.

:#marseychadtalking:


Society needs to quit walking on eggshells in this silly effort to pretend that being morbidly obese has no meaningful negative impact on other people. You want to be a fat frick? Fine, go ahead. But if you literally take up the space of two people, then guess what? You should pay for two seats. The world isn't required to pander to you or play along with the delusion that you aren't overweight, just because it might hurt your feelings.

:#marseysociety2talking:

We live in a society


You were just being too nice. Been awhile since I've flown. I've had to tell the fats in the past that this shit isn't happening.

I'm generally very polite with people, but I think it's fair to push back against hostility. A fat taking my seat space is a hostile action.

:#gigachad2talking:


It's not fat shaming to say, "Buy another seat. "

:#gigachadqueentalking:


Why would you complain about an upgraded better situation? Human connection these days is at a premium, here you're getting the warmth of a large human for free, and you turn around to complain about it? Wut?

:#marseytrolltalking:

lol no one wants a tub of lard forced on them

:#gigachad4talking:

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Fats should not be able to fly or drive until they're no longer fat

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New step of airport security where you have to walk through a normal person sized door.

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This is anti-gym oppression

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It will be climbable so if you can pull yourself over it you can pass

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This is anti- bear oppression.

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Powerifters are glorified fats

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Bears can climb pretty well, no?

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Yeah, i thiught so, but . Bears are pretty cool honestly. Hella scary, but cool.

And crazy speed up those trees, for how massive they are.

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:marseybear:s can sit with the foids

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Turn sideways

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SkinnyAirlines

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Honestly it is kinda a safety issue tho, imagine there's a hamplanet stuck blocking the only emergency not on fire.

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I feel like it's important to note that folks carry weight differently, and that's often gendered. So, for example, when I was 330, my weight was not in my tummy -- I could travel without a seatbelt extender -- but in my hips, butt, and thighs. Often times, dudes of similar weight/height would have much bigger bellies and arms/torsos. Bellies tend to sit "in front of" the person, and don't bother others the way that hips/thighs can.

I once had a woman spend a whole flight jamming her elbow into my side and arms, and kicking me with her heels, because she was so angry I was sitting next to her. I had bruises afterwards. She even got up and complained to the cabin crew, who told her it was a full flight. I had to get up to go cry at one point, and they apologized to me for how rude she was being.

People are mean yall.

330 pounds on a woman? How?!

edit: also lol

So, I've never had an experience as bad as yours, but I've noticed that the average width of people in premium seats (I'm not skinny myself) is larger than the average width in economy, sometimes large enough to make me uncomfortable. I think a lot of times bigger people purchase the larger seats, which of course have more leg room, but no extra width. At this point, I don't think I'll be taking any more premium class upgrades. Anyone else noticed anything similar?

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How can these people not just die of embarrassement. Imagine needing a mechanic to get on board to tear apart the plane just so it can fit your disgusting fat! :taymindblown:

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If xxxl and above clothing were outlawed, I think it would go along way to keeping these people off the streets and out of the skies.

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Yeah but it would force us to look at them naked :marseydizzy:

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The correct response was "well akshully they will just make their own coverings"

To which I'd retort "we will criminalize and regulate large rolls of fabric"

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Which would be sick because the Wops would quickly take over the black market and we need the mafia back

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Rare time "sick" means good

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wtf why are so many of them >300 pounds

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Genetics

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Redditors

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Half of the comments start "I'm a big dude and..."

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Fat people who accept their non-ideal situation and are generally chill I'm fine with. Might judge you a little bit silently in the same way i'd judge a drug addict. Fat people who demand the world cater to them reeks of the same entitlement and lack of discipline that got them fat in the first place.

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I nonironically believe that people should have their freedom restricted if they gain that much weight. Like if you asked someone would they rather their friend die from obesity or be imprisoned for a few months in order to improve their health then the imprisonment is the lesser evil by far.

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don't want to get into the debate that is surely going to happen, except to say that I have flown as 330 lb person in the past, and the way I was treated by others on the plane made me so stressed out that I had to be prescribed emergency anti-anxiety medications to get on flights.

jesus christ

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Why are airline subreddits so active?

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