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GOOD find OP this is so funny

you are looking at it the wrong way, A) you fake ED and create a medical issue around it or you get some MDMA or 5-meo-mipt or heck 2c-b maybe you should tell her to hop in the rain box wash that thing and stick a 150mg of mdma in her butt and yours. Look into the history of MDMA and what it was originally sold for. Put some spice into it. Ive had a couple of grenades(im nothing special) and the coochie was very clean. No smell, i mean pee maybe so get her some bath bombs and dose. Help yourself fall in love with her. Physical attraction and intimacy is VITAL if a relationship is going to work... You meet her in the county or something ? You sound like my homeboy that married a 400lb prison gaurd when he got out. Just used to eat a handful of bars and the amnesia took away the trauma. But seek help my friend this is fricked.

very wise words from /u/sashagreysthroat :marseymonk:

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Why not just start giving her ozempic

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jesus christ what the frick.

sometimes i feel like i'm not doing that great and sometimes i reflect on some dumb shit i've done, then i read shit like this and realize i'm a naive fool in a rowboat on a sunny day while far far below me these monsters swim in the abyssal depths.

thank you god for giving me enough self-awareness and intelligence to avoid the hells i have witnessed.

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