We found the wojak

GOOD find OP this is so funny

you are looking at it the wrong way, A) you fake ED and create a medical issue around it or you get some MDMA or 5-meo-mipt or heck 2c-b maybe you should tell her to hop in the rain box wash that thing and stick a 150mg of mdma in her butt and yours. Look into the history of MDMA and what it was originally sold for. Put some spice into it. Ive had a couple of grenades(im nothing special) and the coochie was very clean. No smell, i mean pee maybe so get her some bath bombs and dose. Help yourself fall in love with her. Physical attraction and intimacy is VITAL if a relationship is going to work... You meet her in the county or something ? You sound like my homeboy that married a 400lb prison gaurd when he got out. Just used to eat a handful of bars and the amnesia took away the trauma. But seek help my friend this is fricked.

very wise words from /u/sashagreysthroat