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Chonker intimidated by athletic feat (standing)

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1et0iue/company_is_upgrading_us_to_sit_to_stand_desks_soon/

								

								

Company is "upgrading" us to sit to stand desks soon

My office managers just announced that they are replacing all of our desks at work with sit to stand desks and I can't shake this anxious feeling I have about it. Everyone is so excited except me…

Obviously, I know that I do not have to use the stand feature and could sit at the desk at all times like normal. But I'm just imagining the office full of people athletically standing at times throughout the day, whereas I will be sitting down in my chair the entire time. I know this sounds silly but it just seems like yet another thing that will call attention to my size.

Sorry if this is just the most minor thing, but I hoped I could share it with folks who may understand.

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"Athletically standing" :marseyxd:

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Not only a deathfat, but a trans-identified male who questions his validity as a woman because he is a genderblob:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/1ayfbzp/am_i_valid_as_a_woman/

as well as a forevermasker covidiot:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/18icbiy/sick_of_pretending/

mind you, he is a forevermasker FOR HIS HEALTH . . . as a person who is so fat he is afraid of breaking chairs

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/18fkmkx/in_need_of_workplace_advice/

tl;dr: this guy is DEFINITELY neurodivergent

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I've worked with 2 of these kind of people before. They were reel women, not :!marseytrain:s or nb, but always overweight, liberal, and intensely neurodivergent. And the rest of everybody is totally normal

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My condolences

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Zero coviders are the absolute worst and yet somehow fat zero coviders manage to be worse again.

They all watch infection rates and wastewater numbers and hospitalisation rates like fricking hawks but the second you suggest maybe they should consider their BMI (you know, because of the massively documented link between obesity and covid) your account will get booped on the snoot instantly.

Take any group of people who organise a community around any particular medical issue. There's no faster way of telling whether or not they're full of shit than how quick they are to make excuses about eating multiple pints of ice cream every fricking night.

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There's no faster way of telling whether or not they're full of shit than how quick they are to make excuses about eating multiple pints of ice cream every fricking night.

I still remember when I learned that people actually just eat entire pints of ice cream. I was hanging out with some friends, a few of which are very fat, and they were like "oh we don't really use ice cream scoops we just eat it from the pint". I said well isn't it kinda gross that you're using your spoon (in your mouth), putting it back in the pint, and then eventually putting the pint away.

Turns out they never did that last part.

I have zero empathy for fat people. Just like poor people, I've never met a fat person who wasn't fully responsible for their condition.

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fatness and poorness are correlated not because unhealthy food is expensive or some other such nonsense but because they're both caused by laziness and gluttony

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:marseynope:

^ social scientists when asked to consider confounding variables during obesity studies

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oh thanks now i kinda want some ice cream

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not, like, a gallon of it in one sitting though :marseydarkxd:

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baffling to me how most or all of my colleagues are speaking so normally about holiday travel as if it's not an ENORMOUS risk

posted 8 months ago.

thanks for reminding me what enormous lunatics the ZeroCovid people are. fun snippet from that thread:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17237703078749204.webp

the whole thread is bonkers holy shit. there are people in there comparing living through coronavirus to the Great Depression.

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Ngl i always forget that zerocooooviders still exist when their lunacy hasnt been posted here in a bit, and I'm always surprised anew that there are still people "living" like that. Its been as long since the pandemic as the pandemic has lasted.

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lmao imaigne this dude waking around in goggles and nitrile gloves, he could pretend he was going into a breaking bad cosplay event :marseywalterwhite:

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Morbidly obese :marseytrain: dressed like a biochemical lab worker. I bet everyone in the airport gate was praying he was on a different row.

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This should be the top comment tbh. :marseychonker: AND :marseytrain2: AND :marseyvaxmaxx:? What are the odds

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100%

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feel free to pin it :marseyxoxo:

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I am poor, but at least I'm not fat

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Done king


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330111803968997.webp

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>i step into a private huddle room

Its a waddle room when he's in there !carlos :#marseycarlos:

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