I LOVE not being fat

I may be an unemployed 5 foot 1 ugly incel but at least I'm not a FATTY. My body is nice and nimble, and I don't have disgusting fat folds that get smelly. My peepee isn't hidden behind a fupa, I breathe easily, I don't need XXXL clothing, I don't sweat all the time. I don't get winded walking short distances, I can fit into regular places e.g. restaurant chairs, plane seats, and cars. When at restaurants, I order normal people portions and I don't disgust people when I eat. Let's not even get into the health aspects. Ah, my heart is healthy and my joints are fresh.

I think I'll do jumping jacks right now to celebrate not being a fat frick. MMMMM so nice not being fat.

Look at that picture above. Alison Hammond is getting absolutely MOGGED by Holly Willoughby. How can she not feel like an ugly fat blob next to perfection? I already get heightmogged, at least I don't get sizemogged. Let's celebrate not being fat!