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I LOVE not being fat

I may be an unemployed :marseyantiwork2: 5 foot 1 ugly incel :marseyblops2chadcel2: but at least I'm not a FATTY. My body is nice and nimble, and I don't have disgusting :marseytongue: fat folds that get smelly. My peepee :marseysperm: isn't hidden :marseyhole: behind :marseynotes2: a fupa, I breathe :marseysigh: easily, I don't need XXXL clothing, I don't sweat :marseysisyphus: all the time. I don't get winded walking :marseyskinnedwalk: short :marseymanlet: distances, I can fit into regular :marseymuscleman: places e.g. restaurant chairs, plane :marseyjetbombing: seats, and cars. When at restaurants, I order normal :marseyregular: people portions and I don't disgust :marseywhat: people when I eat. Let's not even get into the health aspects. Ah, my heart :marseyxmr: is healthy :marseybellpepper: and my joints are fresh.

I think :marseyhyperthonk: I'll do jumping :marseymooserevenge: jacks right :marseygroyper: now to celebrate :marseychuddance: not being a fat frick. MMMMM so nice not being fat.

Look at that picture above. Alison Hammond is getting absolutely MOGGED by Holly Willoughby. How can she not feel like an ugly fat blob next to perfection? I already get heightmogged, at least I don't get sizemogged. Let's celebrate :marseyravegigaspeed: not being fat!

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have you considered being a jockey? women love horses https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724185778340052.webp

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:#marseyhesright:

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Bitches love horses*

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so do bronies, but that doesn't make them cool.

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Hey have you ever noticed how loud fat people breathe?

Was in a meeting today and just heard this really loud laboured breathing and it was just a fat guy sitting calmly.

Mad.

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I used to work with a guy like that. He'd be huffing and puffing, face sweaty and red, just to walk to his cubicle and sit down. Then he'd begin eating his McDonald's lunch. It honestly felt sad, like watching an alcoholic drink himself to death. :marseysad:

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Yup it really is an addiction, it's sad. I gave up on trying to help addicts, drunks, the depressed, and fat people. Anything other than an unprompted "my life needs to change and I need your help" means jack shit from any one of those. The amount of time I've spent trying to help people only to see them get pulled back in by shithead friends or fall back into old behaviors taught me that lesson.

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I had this happen :marseyvenn6: in a zoom call once

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:#shyduck:

Hot take but I like being fat. When people go to the pond and feed me bread, the feeling of expanding carbs warms my heart (while wreaking havoc on my digestion) :marseyduck2:

I like my squad being conditioned to waddle up to people, and quack until we are well fed :marseymarch:

Have you ever ate so good you couldn't even fly? Have you ever purposely bit the hand that feeds you? That's real g shit

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:#marseygoose2:

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:platyfrickyou:

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I don't know. All my fat friends have boyfriends. :marseyitsover:

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That's bc moids are disgusting :marseysick: and have no shame :marseyfeminist:

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Maybe so but some of the men are attractive and could have any woman they want, yet they're picking fat woman. I hear a lot of guys talking about wanting a woman with a fat butt :marseysad:

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Yeah those men are called BIPOCs !fitness

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This is fattie propaganda. Men don't pick the fat woman if they have the option.

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I'm seeing it in real life tho. Super attractive and well off men dating fat women. Grant you they aren't morbidly obese like you're probably thinking, but they're still technically fat and have a gut and cottage cheese butts. :doomerfemjak:

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Super attractive and well off men dating fat women

a lot of men who should have high self esteem have low self esteem and set low standards for themselves unaware that they can/should do better.

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Idk. I'm starting to think that being fat is so normal now that they don't actually see these women as "fat".

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thats not most men with decent vision tho. Also a "fat butt" woman really is a woman with a round fit butt, not a flabby badonkadonk

phat butt

https://media.tenor.com/V-Fyinmv67gAAAAx/tiktok.webp

fat butt

https://media.tenor.com/ZvT8cB2VlQIAAAAx/large-butt-sarah-massey.webp

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that defintely is a contributor too

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I'm seeing it in real life tho.

Sure sweaty.

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"fat" asses for actually fat people are like Hank Hill asses with a little more sag. You have to use some yoga pants to make that even remotely appealing. :marseyshrug:

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I don't have a butt :marseysulk:

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Yeah right. You're just mad.

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You can have a "fat" butt without being fat, just work out :marseysmughips:

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Or have a snatched waist

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also all those womxn are in danger/constantly having to do emotional labour doe the scrote :marseyfeminist:

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It's literally impossible to not get a boyfriend as a foid. The point is, imagine what kind of moid you'd attract as a braphog.

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anyone get get a boyfriend or girlfriend if they lower their standards enough.

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Would you bag a girl of size sneedman?

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Depends how fat. I would :marseywood: go for overweight :marseychubbbase: on the BMI scale :marseyjustice: but nothing further.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17241859287340782.webp

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Volcel tbh. Have you seen the recent juggalo posts? The more you debase yourself the easier it gets.

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:#marseymisssize: :#marseyshotgunmakeup:

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>that feel when you've been fat since the day you were born

:#marseychonkeritsover:

still losing weight, still fat...

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I could fricking smesh you with little effort

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I actually sabotage everyones diet by dumping high calorie foods into the river where i live.

Im playing the long game :marseyhesright:


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I thought you were fat

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Shortcels seethe at tallchads' abilities to eat whatever we want and still not ever be fat

:marseys#kinny:

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>I'm not fat

>I'm a virgin

Curious. @BoBandy is fat and not a virgin, @BoBandy wonder why

Jewish lives matter

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:#fatcryragetalking:

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Best sneedman post ever. Keep that hardon going man.

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