ik everyone thinks my posts are fake or w/e but i swear to god this actually happened. last weekend i went out to dinner with my friends and one of them was a pretty chunky woman, one of those PCOS princesses. we get to ordering, its going nice and im trying to flirt with the guy sitting next to me, we're all enjoying our steaks and genuinely having a good time. then she make a gurgle sound -- almost like a cough, but a little too wet.
everyone stops talking and looks straight at her. the calm before the storm.
then she pukes. EVERYWHERE. by virtue of RNGesus i am sitting right across from her. I GOT HER REGURGITATED CHEWED-UP STEAK BITS ON MY STEAK. SOME OF IT LANDED ON MY HAND (which was on the table). people started tending to her and consoling her and whatnot, i literally started dry heaving and needed to leave the table before the smell of the mixture of steak and bile caused me to puke too. it took me a few minutes to collect myself after witnessing that bovine volcano. when i returned, everyone was laughing and joking around like nothing had just happened. like this was a totally normal thing that happens. suffice it to say, i was mellowed for the rest of the night.
fat people. not even once.
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I once told an room full of fat people that id be right back with snacks and never returned.
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haha my dad did that
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thats right, thats me voting for commie-la and her based uncle tim ballz-to-the-wallz
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Theyre doing this FOR YOU
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hmm?
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Letting you vote so you feel important, 99% of votes is 5% of the votes in the final decision
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luckily i live in a swing state and will be voting twice. meanwhile your vote for orange faggot doesnt count for shit bc either he was always going to win ur state or never was going to
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Swing
state lmao
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I dont vote, theyll have to take me to jail before i even consider
Your vote is still trash and holds less water than your mothers panties
Ask both politicians and theyll say the same thing about voting for the other party, that its not the right thing and instead vote differently, meaning no matter what trash you ring the bell to come into, it will be your fault the world is the way it is, i literally never asked fornit and youre out here voting for it lmao
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Don't know why you felt the need to include me in your meltdown !metashit
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!metashit no hablos ingles en Brasil, forgive him
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Is that not correct?
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Nah it's just a difference of opinion on something that needs interpretation (whether or not Starry pinging you is angry/erratic), and I'm being an butthole saying it's a word choice you'd make because you are ESL.
You are totally linguistically in the clear when you say that starry is having a meltdown.
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It seems to me the prompt for this was me kicking her from metashit (for edit pinging the group)
But maybe she was pinging just me at the start too but then I have no idea why because I only ever interacted with her when she got kicked from metashit and asked to come back in
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They speak Portuguese in Brazil.
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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some butthole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the frick up, like a good r-slur, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some cute twink points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
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I said THEY SPEAK PORTUGUESE IN BRAZIL
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We do?
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I thought he was @'ing metashit. What tf warrants me being in this nonsense?
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I thought so too, but I removed them from metashit the first time they did it and it kept happening
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that cute twink moid can frick off and die
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i dont like brazilians sorry
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I am a very fickle man and usually the people I kick from metashit or whatever other ping group I own come back in and I don't mind, but I don't agree with racism when it's against me
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i only like brazillian when its a butt lift sorry!! should have been born in the USA like me
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very unfortunate since brazilians are pretty fond of
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annoying neurodivergent moids
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Source?
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you're one
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You'd never find a quote of me calling starry that
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ad hominem
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Who does Tim Walz remind you more of? The uncle who molested you, or the uncle who you wished molested you but didn't?
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!nonchuds
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i wasnt molested. tim walz reminds me of my funny uncle (funcle) after he's had a few beers. always a blast at thanksgiving, he always pisses off the conservatives by not giving a shit or having a filter
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