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Imagine being 17 and too big to fit in a harness that's probably used for dudes :marseysmug3:

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Thats when you drop the harness and go for the saddle and bridle

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I'm more surprised that :marseychonkerfoid: thought she was going to be able to climb at all

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I was able to climb when I was :marseychonker2: they just had to counter weigh me with 2 people :marseysmug2:. First time I fell from top of the climb the instructor went WOOO UP and I came down, we both hi'd each other midway :marseyxd:

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Based fatty.

:marseychonker#2: :marseykneel:

!metashit, witness the local 'jeet absolutely destroy fitcels with one simple trick.

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Wtf why were you fat

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I was in burgerland :marseycry:

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Keep yourself safe for ever being fat, you should be too mortified to tell that story

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Don't get so caught up in your special interest

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My special interest is complete and total fatty eradication. Anyone who was once fat could be fat again

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>simping for fats

Interesting

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Simping for dramatards sounds like an awful idea ngl

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im a normal human sorry, I don't keep yourself safe so easily

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Normal humans don't be fat

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17 is still a little old, but I think a lot of people actually realize that they're fat when they try to do some active group physical activity when they're near that age. They get lied to and can pretend otherwise, then somebody wants to go mountain biking or climbing and bam, and for moderate physical activities they've been able to get away with using their youth to destroy their bodies for short spurts so why wouldn't this thing work the same way? But they hit something real and it just DOESN'T work.

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That first shuttle run they do in school :marseyxd:

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shuttle run

Field day is something a lot of fats can power through and they end up letting them skip stuff in gym "oh you can't do it it, we'll move on." A fat can live a lot of its life without being challenged sadly. It may be controversial, but I don't think we need to bring back bullying in school to get kids to hate their bodies the right way. Don't they call CPS for spankings and stuff these days? If the kid's BMI is too much, you have a mandatory meeting with the parents every 6 months.

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You hear the boards on the porch creak loudly. A woman appears on your doorstep and rings the bell. She must be 250 lbs. "I'm the social worker," she says.

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Gravity is the original oppressor :!marseymegaphone:

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Me and my colleagues arranged a 22-mile cross-country mountain biking route years ago and the fat guy at work wanted to come as well.

Lmao he was so unfit and slow and was blaming his tyres. Like yeah we've all got tyres that make hill climbing easier for us it's nothing to do with your big fat body and fat-clogged arteries.

Carry on inviting fatties to active hobbies it's funny and makes for good stories to share years later.

Remember when Fat Nick nearly head a heart attack on that ride and blamed his tyres?

Hahahahahah yeah what a fat c*nt.

He's got diabetes now so I've heard.

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Did you guys drop him or wait up

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You gotta do circles around him

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I appreciate screenshots in case OP get deleted

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Real 💯 !dramatards do both

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I think there shoudl be an unspoken rule if a dramatard does both we award them with effortpost automatically

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Making it a bit too low-effort but tbh a good idea.

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I think the effort is there since its unnecessarily time consuming to copy hyperlinks AND then go back and do screen snippets for said hyperlinks. Nobody is going to do it if their post maybe gets like 20 upmarseys max or someshit while one post with just one twitter link can do 100.

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Found it on fat people hate telegram and was too lazy to track it. Knowing someone else would do it

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Anyway where's the link to fatpeoplehate telegram?

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Calories have consequences.

Joules is the Butthole here

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Care to put your money where your mouth is,straggot? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

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The fat friend should have just hung out while their friends did it smfh.

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In my day fat kids would quietly accept their girth, make up an excuse like a fear of heights, not draw attention to their size and not be buttholes expecting everyone else to accommodate them. This kind of shit has to only work to make them less accepted, why the frick would you ever invite this person out again?

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Redditors are very sensitive to being excluded generally. It reminds me of those "geek social fallacies" that get posted around sometimes.

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