Fatsos discuss ways to not smell so fricking horrible all the time.

I like all these suggestions but I gotta say, the possibilities you're mentioning of where it's coming from all seem so minor, and if you're not smelling it, I'm wondering if your boss is just kind of being fatphobic or jerky? Like, people have smells, and if it was that bad, I think you'd notice it. I feel like thinking fat people are slobs is pretty common, so I wonder if there's some element of that here with your boss.