Fatty wonders if she is too fat for God

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/going_to_church_while_smo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3bkk5m/?context=8

>A pew is the best kinda of seating for big people, no arm rests or real width restrictions. Just get there a little bit early so you can scope out a desire spot.

Get to church fatty. God made these seats for you.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3bnz13/?context=8

>Try to sit where the vertical support is directly under you. With it being Christmas, they might have single chairs to sit in. Also, Try to get there extra early to scope out those seats.

>I'm too heavy to kneel. I also walk with a cane, so I've got that extra excuse.

Get fat and there is no reason you have to kneel for God

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>Those church pews can hold a lot. I was 800lbs and sat at the end and there was still a whole packed bench full of people on it with me.

I put my trust in God but this fatty is truly on another level.

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>Your be fine that's not super heavy Go with the family

Average American

If you break a pew, it is a message from God to lose weight.

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AndreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

1d ago #7532463

>I was 800 lbs

:mars#eywtf:

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seal_cel an/cat :marseywholesome:

AndreaDoria 1d ago #7532729

Heckin chonker

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E eeeeeee/eeeeeee Imma sneak over like a spider and get sum of dat fat butt 1d ago #7532451

>be fat

>don't go to mass

>become mass

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AdventUsDomini Arrive/Lord Born in a barn not a factory hall. Really makes u think 1d ago #7532779

Reminder that Homer Simpson, whose weight was the constant butt of jokes, was 230lb!

Heck, remember the episode where he intentionally gains obscene amounts of weight to be deemed disabled? Where he is literally portrayed as a "food crazed maniac"? The weight he aimed to reach there: 300lb!

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throwaway111 they/them 1d ago #7533090

If this guy can travel across the country just to rap about drugs on a stage in front of thousands of judgmental people and all the while hooked to a fricking oxygen tank, you have no excuse to not be showing up to church on Sunday to worship the Creator of the universe.

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NotoriousNIG GER/MAN :marseyflagfinland:

throwaway111 1d ago #7533154

I'm rooting for Dave, I really am. I'm holding out hope that he can turn his life around.

Somehow...

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SIitFucker they/them 1d ago #7532552

All this about fatties breaking chairs makes me wonder if their bones actually get stronger from carrying all that weight regularly.

I mean, being 50k overweight is like carrying 50kg of weights on you as you walk and shit?

Not even gymbros do that without being in perfect position and only for 10 reps or so. These fricks roll around and crush furniture with their massive blobs of fat!

I wonder if they could become good at freestyle fighting/boxing or whatever is that called with their mega chunky bones after they lose weight

New training regimen?