@NotoriousNIG's comment on 'Fatty wonders if she is too fat for God'

Fatty wonders if she is too fat for God

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/going_to_church_while_smo/

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>A pew is the best kinda of seating for big people, no arm rests or real width restrictions. Just get there a little bit early so you can scope out a desire spot.

Get to church fatty. God made these seats for you.

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>Try to sit where the vertical support is directly under you. With it being Christmas, they might have single chairs to sit in. Also, Try to get there extra early to scope out those seats.

>I'm too heavy to kneel. I also walk with a cane, so I've got that extra excuse.

Get fat and there is no reason you have to kneel for God

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>Those church pews can hold a lot. I was 800lbs and sat at the end and there was still a whole packed bench full of people on it with me.

I put my trust in God but this fatty is truly on another level.

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>Your be fine that's not super heavy Go with the family

Average American

If you break a pew, it is a message from God to lose weight.

Putting the :e: in ~~spookie~~ ~~turkey~~ ~~merry~~ new year

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SIitFucker they/them 1d ago #7532552

All this about fatties breaking chairs makes me wonder if their bones actually get stronger from carrying all that weight regularly.

I mean, being 50k overweight is like carrying 50kg of weights on you as you walk and shit?

Not even gymbros do that without being in perfect position and only for 10 reps or so. These fricks roll around and crush furniture with their massive blobs of fat!

I wonder if they could become good at freestyle fighting/boxing or whatever is that called with their mega chunky bones after they lose weight

New training regimen?