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Giving my fat gf an ultimatum? : moreplatesmoredates

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Don't get me wrong I love fat chicks but I don't want to be in a relationship with one for obvious reasons.

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>Just have s*x with her and don't nut. She'll start questioning everything bro trust

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Honestly that whole thread is fantastic.

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@FrozenChosen is this really a thing that breaks foids?

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yes

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Taking a whole pack of Lexapro before s*x to destroy her ego

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How? Like 2/3s of moids now are porn addicts.

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When did this b-word come back to life

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I think the common understanding is it's carp puppeteering the rotten corpse from time to time

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And why?

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It happened to me when I lost my virginity in HS. Girl broke down crying while riding me because she thought she was going to make me nut in 5 seconds, but after 30 mins I was too anxious to c*m lmao.

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95% of sexual enjoyment for foids is narcissism

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The girl had a crush on me for all of HS and MS before that, so this was definitely her living out her fantasy and she thought she was going to finally win after all these years of rejection by becoming hot and making me c*m embarrassingly fast.

It’s kind of a Dudes Rock moment in a way: having s*x with a hot fit person while also handing them an L in the process

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As if it’s not the same for moids. I feel less than a man if she doesn’t c*m so hard she needs medical attention.

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You don't need to fake romance with me, yt boi. We all know you'd frick a fat chick at the party if she promised not to tell anyone.

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I have but would no longer

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When I was a heroin junkie I wouldn't tell girls I hooked up with I was on heroin (obviously), and I made a girl cry because I couldn't physically c*m. I started fake nutting after that. I'm honestly surprised I never got called out for it, I guess I'm a good actor. Or they just didn't care

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Plausible denutability.

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I fake nutted in a condom for someone freshman year of college because they had weird nipples and I couldn’t mentally get past it

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Tried that and she demanded i c*m on her lmfao

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100000000%

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Call of Gussy: Advanced Moid Psychological Warfare

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When i got back on the dating scene, I went through period of stage fright

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Is fricking for hours no longer fashionable with kids these days?

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I cramp up at the 30 min mark

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