https://old.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/comments/w32wbf/giving_my_fat_gf_an_ultimatum
Don't get me wrong I love fat chicks but I don't want to be in a relationship with one for obvious reasons.
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I know it doesn't say she's depressed but she is a foid so...
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Honestly that whole thread is fantastic.
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Call of Gussy: Advanced Moid Psychological Warfare
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yes
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How? Like 2/3s of moids now are porn addicts.
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Taking a whole pack of Lexapro before s*x to destroy her ego
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When did this b-word come back to life
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I think the common understanding is it's carp puppeteering the rotten corpse from time to time
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And why?
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It happened to me when I lost my virginity in HS. Girl broke down crying while riding me because she thought she was going to make me nut in 5 seconds, but after 30 mins I was too anxious to c*m lmao.
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95% of sexual enjoyment for foids is narcissism
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The girl had a crush on me for all of HS and MS before that, so this was definitely her living out her fantasy and she thought she was going to finally win after all these years of rejection by becoming hot and making me c*m embarrassingly fast.
It’s kind of a Dudes Rock moment in a way: having s*x with a hot fit person while also handing them an L in the process
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As if it’s not the same for moids. I feel less than a man if she doesn’t c*m so hard she needs medical attention.
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You don't need to fake romance with me, yt boi. We all know you'd frick a fat chick at the party if she promised not to tell anyone.
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I have but would no longer
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When I was a heroin junkie I wouldn't tell girls I hooked up with I was on heroin (obviously), and I made a girl cry because I couldn't physically c*m. I started fake nutting after that. I'm honestly surprised I never got called out for it, I guess I'm a good actor. Or they just didn't care
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Plausible denutability.
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I fake nutted in a condom for someone freshman year of college because they had weird nipples and I couldn’t mentally get past it
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Tried that and she demanded i c*m on her lmfao
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100000000%
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When i got back on the dating scene, I went through period of stage fright
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Is fricking for hours no longer fashionable with kids these days?
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I cramp up at the 30 min mark
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It's a good sub
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Wonder how long its gonna last...
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Fatties give good head, but don’t ever enter one
just get your nut and bounce
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It's bullshit. I fricked a fat chick once. I asked her to suck my peepee and she said she didn't feel like it. I can't imagine s*x being more boring than that night was. Never again.
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P-please my lady, may I have a crumb of mussy?
Why even ask lmao if shes already gonna frick you, just stick it in her mouth
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Because I'm neurodivergent and can't read social cues.
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That’s why you get the blowjob first, duh
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That is the most relatable thing I've ever read.
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Same except about the part about loving fat chicks
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this tbh
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"24" I'm sure she'll be in much better shape in 10 years lol. I mean look around at Wal-Mart, great prospects.
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If you are fat in your 20s it's over
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I got chunky in my mid 20s then lost it all and I feel like it taught me a good lesson that I wouldn’t have learned otherwise.
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Considering the average burger foid is 176lbs (🤮), her putting on another 50 on top of that is landwhale territory. If she's that fat at 24, at 34 she'll be immobile
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Are you serious? Thats how much i weigh and im not even a manlet
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You're not a woman, either.
For women unless you're like 6ft tall 200lbs is fricking huge.
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yeah im shocked that the average woman weighs as much as me. my bmi is 23.4 so the average american woman's must be well over 25
edit: its almost 30.
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Better yet: dont fake it
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If she’s not into the same lifestyle, what can you do?
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Why would you want to date someone who isn't into the same lifestyle as you? That's just setting yourself up for disappointment.
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Because I don't want a codependent dog mom
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I'm sorry that you're so against codependency, but that doesn't mean that everyone else is. Some of us actually enjoy having close relationships with our dogs, and don't see anything wrong with it. If you don't want a codependent dog mom, that's fine, but don't try to tell everyone else that they shouldn't be one.
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Didn't know robots fricked dogs. TIL.
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It's not just dogs, they'll frick anything. They're not choosy.
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rare gem of a reddit thread
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Have definitely had to fake an orgasm for a foid when I was too drunk lol
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Scrotes aren't sentient
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Maybe the zoomers are all-right
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If this thread is full of zoomers I'm willing to give them another chance. Maybe, they still have to earn it some more though but this is a step in the right direction
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Nah, it's just that More Plates More Dates is a sub dedicated to a former PUA, so of course, his fans are not the greatest example of an average Redditor.
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That makes it far more enjoyable than the other subreddits.
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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lmao I love this
like... yes. having the willpower to eat normally and exercise regularly literally makes you superior
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Amerifats posting Ls
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This is why I hate liking thick broads; popping out a kid really roles the dice on what they look like afterwards (usually you get that bad outcome)
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That sub seems fun. I don’t give it much time before it’s banned.
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That thread is amazing. I can’t believe there are still uncolonized spaces like that left on Reddit.
Time to reportmax.
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Who is Spencer?
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the arch-simp
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This thread is goated lmao
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