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Girls should bring up astrology on a first date.
— Schrödinger’s Brat (@SchrodingrsBrat) December 11, 2022
Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.
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Fellas, if you here a b-word bring up astrology on the first date, she's not wife material, but you your chances of baging her the first night are over 95 percent.
Don't knock her up tho, she'll ruin your life.
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Spoken like a true gemini
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if you're a Gemini, expect the unexpected
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Frick I haven't seen that in years.
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Sorry incels
no s*x for you
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Astrology should just pick one sign that desrves to be put to death for their hubris
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its all over for leo strags
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Nooo Leo strags are great it’s Gemini strags who should be minecrafted
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Gemini makes the best strippers though
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Capricorns btfo
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Guys if she believes in astrology schizomog her by believing in the most insane conspiracy theory you remember hearing about.
Flat earth
Middle ages didn't happen
Mud flood
Transvestigation
Take your pick
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What's take your pick?
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I was saying pick one of those
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(no shit bro)
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Take your pick is code for Bogandoff Trutherism
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Quantum mechanics bogdanoff pickaxe killings
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Feds are stealing your pickaxes and giving them to aliens to probe
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NGMI
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Based and Nordpilled
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Middle ages didnt happen tho
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Well technically they did. Modern historians now believe that the Middle Ages lasted around two weeks and was almost entirely localized in what is now known as the Hauts-de-France region of France.
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What’s the Middle Ages and mud flood ones lol
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1:the years 614–911ad didn't happen and we're made up by pope so that the HRE would be founded on the year 1000
2: history goes way farther back than people think and a long time ago people were more technology advanced and lived in a lost nation called great tartaria and mountains are actually the ruins of megacities
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These are literally just facts lol
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The first one is officially called the phantom time hypothesis. It's one of the best schizo conspiracies to mog others with.
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I swear, not a day goes by that I don't fall to my knees and thank the Lord that I am homosexual.
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I am sure these kind of stuff is popular among bottoms too.
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Not any that i have met, thankfully
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How does 2 tops work? Standing up?
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Peepee paper scissors
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https://www.kinkly.com/definition/17243/docking
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Ya need to check out the man2man alliance and appreciate the art of frottage
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every girl I've met who's brought up astrology has fricked me in the first few hours of meeting
just act interested then make fun of her and call her a schizo 
and be tall, hot and good at talking 
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If you're not tall and hot, try lying about your starsign.
(Aries BTFO, they only get two big red hearts)
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Lmao, Aries is the only one that doesn't get a big heart with their own sign, the absolute state
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Aw I hated being a sheep already.
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what's up with that? (gotta leave, will look up later, nive if s.o. had links)
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checked "aries dating aries". apparently: two fiery, bossy people can only have a nice relationship if they put in the work to learn to compromise (and that's hard for them). Checks out!
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My ex believed that her recently deceased grandfather was watching us have s*x from heaven. We could not overcome this conflict. Cucked from beyond the grave.
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You mean you cucked her grandpa, terrible terrible
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Astrology is based on the position of stars a long time ago, and stars move. So it doesn't even make sense in that respect.
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what i'm reading is: the highest angle of moon over horizon (which does indeed change seasonally) influences human development observable at a societal scale. far fetched, but fun! that'd mean australians should have reversed zodiacs? equatorial people should have half/none/different ones? what about migrants? is the Zodiac racist (yes)? the possibilities are endless!](/i/l.webp)
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Astrology is fricking boring compared to other r-slurred worldviews. There's no narrative, no cohesive internal logic. I'd rather talk to a flat earther for an hour than an astrologist.
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I support this idea!
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I legit agree. 80% of the reason I keep my
friends around is because they screen out people who can’t figure out how to behave themselves for five minutes in the presence of someone they disagree with.
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In that case shouldn't you keep a rightoid train friend around? To screen out both the libs and rightoids that cannot behave at once?
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That’s precisely what she is. She doesn’t
either. She’s the tactical nuclear weapon to screen out political brained morons.
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noice.
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What does it mean to be into astrology? Like are there books that they all read? What's the main one?
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YA mostly...
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I’m a woman and I ignore any other foid with excessive astrology in their profile. It’s never just a fun thing to them they’re always obsessive and absorbed in it and I’d rather date a full blown schitzo if I have to deal with crazy.
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For one, astrology is not a mental illness. Two, how dare you gatekeep who should and shouldn't post about their interests on a public forum. People are allowed to post whatever they want, and if you don't like it, you can scroll on by. Your ignorant and bigoted comment is not welcome here.
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unironically agree
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What part of "unironically" don't you understand?
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Well that's a stumper. Do you want Sandwiches to disagree with you? Who in the world doesn't want Sandwiches?!
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How about you stop being a sandwich Nazi and let people enjoy their lives without sandwiches if they don't want them.
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FINE, BE A HATER!
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Wow, what an insightful and well-thought out comment! You must be really smart and popular to have such an advanced and original perspective! I'm sorry I'm not more like you and can't see the world the way you do!
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Lol at someone tagging the Mooch in this tweet.
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Not women doing ANOTHER self-defeating shit test!
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the thing is if she genuinely likes you and you're charming enough she'll reason the failed shit test away. but then I'm too old for the tinder experience where it's one chance or bust
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True, they come up with them and still don’t even adhere to them.
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where's the lie
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Foids should because it shows they are Christ denier pagans who should immediately be disregarded
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Wonder how she'd feel about a guy doing a similar shit test to her using rightoid political beliefs.
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