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Move over moids! There's going to be a queen of North Korea when Kim Jong Un inevitably dies of a heart attack! :taycelebrate:

https://x.com/willripleyCNN/status/1623489840607113216

Moids are even losing their stranglehold over dictatorships :taylaugh:

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How do the Kim’s do it bros? Feels like the most stable country in the world tbh

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they're like wakanda. they're only pretending to be poor

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IT'S JUST LIKE CAPESHIT BROS!

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Unironically they are most likely doing better than Iran.

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no,,,,,

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I’ve dated a lot of Parks, Lees, Kangs, Jungs, Hwangs, Seos, Yoons, Chois, and Chos, and the Kims are always the craziest.

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They have copious amounts of Chinese bing chilling

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Because it is a oligarchy and not simply one man rule. Best Korea Kim family and extended family sits in key positions and people that shakes the boat get sent to free labour camp.

Also i think this fat frick will be more popular than his father due the simple fact. He at least tries to improve the situation there instead of wasting money on vanity shit.

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If you are going to be totalitarian, you need to go Full Totalitarian. No fricking around with bullshit like "human face of socialism" or "glasnost" or any of that bushwah.

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I thought his crazy sister would take over?

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As long as it's not a moid :tayshrug:

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:marseykingcrown: :marseyfeminist:

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A world ruled by chubby kids sounds pretty rad.

It would be like the Goonies.

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I like how this kid is supposed to be fat in the past

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Fatty Arbuckle, seen here :marseytrain2:ing out, was considered so fat that they actually called him 'fatty'. Anyway, he killed some ho by jumping on her and rupturing her bladder so IDK, maybe that neighbor could have done with losing a few pounds.

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Oh man a truffle shuffle in 2023 would be so fricking hot

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That's a tall 9yr old

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Norks are all notoriously short

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maybe bc she isnt malnourished, unlike the rest of the country. Northern asians are usually the tallest, no?

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Koreans have the smallest peepees so idk , definitely taller than SEA’s though

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Island people tend to be shorter. Like bongs for example :marseyill:

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Thats fricking crazy bro. You're a crazy guy useragent13 :marseyill:

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I think norks are on average almost 10 cm smaller than the south gooks

She might be hitting her adult height already :marseyshrug:

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only koreans and northern chinese. japs are manlets.

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fat too

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If I were her, I'd preemptively shank the aunt.

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Someone's getting the knife, that's for darn sure

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GROOMING!?!

SOMEONE CALL LIBSOFTIKTOK

:#marseypearlclutch::#marseyscream::#marseypearlclutch2:

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To be fair, Kim has had a weight loss journey #glowup

Hes probably in better health now than 90% of burgers

:#marseyscooter:

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I wish I could've been a fly on the wall when the Poliburo had to tell Kim he's a fat piece of shit that needs to lose weight.

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What's this fatass I wanted Yo-Jong chan to become the supreme leader.

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:#marseyitsover:

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Yass (literal) kween, (literally) slayyyy

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:marseychonkerfoid: :marseychonker2:

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Fat

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imagine thinking there's gonna be a WOMAN running north korea

he's got a dozen sons already he just hasn't decided which one he wants to keep

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Everyones wrong this is his son, he's just a super twink

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trans dictator coming soon!

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Scary

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