I’ve fully replaced water with Coke Zero for the past ten years and as healthy as an ox. The bubbles help clean your insides, sorta like that old Oxiclean stuff. It lifts and washes away.
I'm sitting in an IHOP with a transguy who I've been texting on snapchat for a month or so after matching online.
I order a diet coke like any chronically underweight human does, and he orders a regular coke just like most sweet chubby boys do.
As we eat, I tell him that I already have in-person proof of him being a neurological male, and he asks me what I mean.
I point to our sodas and tell him that as a bi guy one of the most consistent differences between dating men and dating women is whether or not they b-word about my soda habit.
Most stories have a point and make sense, I guess OP wanted to try a new form of storytelling.
it's your regular podcast subreddit (they're all the same no matter what the podcast is actually about) coupled with a thin veneer of pseudointellectualism and art.
The redscare podcast hosts started on the socialism aesthetic, but then moved onto the larping tradcath pseudo-rightoid aesthetic. They aren't any of it, they're just NY foid pseudo-intellectuals, who I honestly think are actual morons.
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I’ve fully replaced water with Coke Zero for the past ten years and as healthy as an ox. The bubbles help clean your insides, sorta like that old Oxiclean stuff. It lifts and washes away.
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lol ok
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Are you really gassy?
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No. Like I said, it’s my water. If I didn’t drink it my insides would likely form a vacuum.
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That's the phosphoric acid they put in it. You can use coke to shine brass with.
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It's 0.04%. You'd get 1000x more citric acid by eating an orange
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Most stories have a point and make sense, I guess OP wanted to try a new form of storytelling.
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Sounds like a brap rancher
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I think he's doing that thing urban weirdos do where they describe their options by euphemizing their flaws.
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They should consider euthanizing.
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Rare moment I agree with a foid
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Cringe
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Fat
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I have the thin badge r-slur
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Then why are you defending soda?
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Because Coke is good??
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Isnt that sub supposed to be about communism?
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it's your regular podcast subreddit (they're all the same no matter what the podcast is actually about) coupled with a thin veneer of pseudointellectualism and art.
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It’s actually about post irony fascism, racism, and art
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The redscare podcast hosts started on the socialism aesthetic, but then moved onto the larping tradcath pseudo-rightoid aesthetic. They aren't any of it, they're just NY foid pseudo-intellectuals, who I honestly think are actual morons.
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That's a funny thread tbh. Also drinking 3-4 full sizes glasses of coke is legit deranged and should give anyone the ick.
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Based. You don't need four cokes. 2 is enough at most
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I have never seen a thin person drinking coke
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Based and dental health pilled
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