“I ordered water, he ordered coke. Through the evening he drank 3 to 4 full sized glasses of coke. I ghosted afterwards”

Let me tell you a story:

I'm sitting in an IHOP with a transguy who I've been texting on snapchat for a month or so after matching online.

I order a diet coke like any chronically underweight human does, and he orders a regular coke just like most sweet chubby boys do.

As we eat, I tell him that I already have in-person proof of him being a neurological male, and he asks me what I mean.

I point to our sodas and tell him that as a bi guy one of the most consistent differences between dating men and dating women is whether or not they b-word about my soda habit.

Most stories have a point and make sense, I guess OP wanted to try a new form of storytelling.