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Now this could make an amazing evo pysh headline

"Studies say most men mate with teengirls to avoid violence more common among "matured" women"

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They can just store the nut juice? Weird

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Life span is about 2-3 years. No showers and no self cleaning vaginas, probably doesn't take long to catch up.

I'm more impressed with the viability of spider nut juice. Don't even have to refrigerate it.

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A sperm can live for up to 5 days in the woman's vagina. However, if it is released into the open, it cannot live for more than a few minutes. If sperm is not ejaculated, it stays in the man's body for about 74 days. After this, the sperm cells die and are reabsorbed by the body.

Apparently human sperm can live in balls for 74 days and vagina for 5

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74-5=69….

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:#taymindblown:

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Darn women aren't even good for nut storage

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That’s why they are cumdumsters and not cumlongtermstoragefacilities

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Darn do they not wash it down there or what? Never thought I was sticking my pipe into a toxic environment

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I think ant and bee queens can store at least the genetic data from nut juice for years, so that all the eggs they ever lay will be fathered by the males they originally mated with even generations later :marseyclueless:

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Hymenoptera genetics is a bit more complicated than that, but yeah, ants will mate once (or rather have a single orgy at the beginning of their lives) and live decades producing millions of workers off that one perilous party.

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Some kind of tiny chimerism happening? :marseysmug:

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Bee, wasp, and ant queens mate once and store the sperm for life. As they lay eggs, they can selectively choose to fertilize them or not. The unfertilized eggs become male drones, while the fertilized eggs become female workers. This reproductive strategy is called haplodiploidy.

The genetic math works out that the workers are actually the most related to each other (75%) than to their father, mother, or brothers (50%) and mathematically show each other more kin altruism.

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One of those "i dont know what to say" moments :marseyhelp:


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:#marseyfeminist:

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I feel like I read about this before, something about the female spider's abdomen having to be cracked open by the male's since they aren't mature enough to have an opening for the spider gussy? Either way, Spider-bro is a groomer confirmed.

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>with females not yet experienced in eating their partners

This is more of an argument too go for women with low body counts (in both senses of the phrase) rather than children.

Trans lives matter

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High correlation between age and body count

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:#marseywoodchipper2:

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