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- Cream_a_da_crop : is she supposed to be hot?
Leveled up queens do NOT have to suck a man's peepee. That ain't gonna make a man fall in love with you pickmeishas
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Even the best blowjob in the world is barely better than rubbing one out.
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Fight me.
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Meds, NOW
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Are you sure you're straight?
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Im sure he's not.
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Blowjobs are for certain types of people.
• The obese for the lack of effort they have to put in.
• The elderly because of how low impact it is.
• Incels because they don't know any better and/or are in the first category.
• The Gays.
Most of this site is all of the above so I understand the defensiveness for your geriatric assisted exercise.
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!fellas Idk what he's smoking, my hand doesn't have teeth.
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You could do better.
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or tounges
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you clearly haven't done one with long nails
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!fellas
wtf? right?
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How is this so hard to understand, every dude has a tenth degree black belt in the art of jerkarate, if you encounter a woman with a PhD in sucking peepee whom goes full r-slur gagging-deepthroat-fleshlight-mouth on your junk it can be a little off-putting because now you're wondering how many times has a peepee been in there darn
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tbh I get it tho. foids b hoes
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As God intended
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I think women are getting porn sick too, honestly.
I've had women do shit like this in bed, but it's always awkward and not great. Which leads me to believe porn is to blame.
Weird stuff like trying to machine gun their tongue into my mouth or whatever.
That's not slut behavior, it's just fricking weird.
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It's not porn
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what is it then
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have you not seen cosmopolitan magazine or vogue or teen vogue or Cosmo girl?
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Um ummm
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You can have a virgin or you can have good s*x, but you can't have both
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Gross misinterpretation, I love experienced woman, but if you feel like you need to bring in a priest afterwards then it starts to cross the threshold of "experienced" to "freak" at which point can affect the quality.
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That's why twinks are the best.
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I don't wonder shit, I grab hold of something and prepare for sweet oblivion. You should not question providence.
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Sure but then again you just keep going
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of th million hanjobs in my lifetime, i'd choose the 10000 bjs anytime
amirite !fellas
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Head > s*x
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If this is what you're hitting then yeah
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Yeah, handies are worthless.
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!tops Behold, the most sexually satisfied heterrhoid. I mean, holy shit.
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I don't have to be gay to know women aren't going to hold up in the court of peepeenastics.
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This is a terrible take. Blowies aren't as efficient at getting you off ASAP but you're supposed to enjoy the journey.
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I can't smack the shit out of a woman while just rubbing one out
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