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1yr ago (video post) 752 thread views #218217

Leveled up queens do NOT have to suck a man's peepee. That ain't gonna make a man fall in love with you pickmeishas

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KRAMPUSSY Punjab/eeeee Down syndrome, down bad. 1yr ago #5324786

Even the best blowjob in the world is barely better than rubbing one out.

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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325100

wtf? right?

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iStillMissEd 1yr ago #5325186

How is this so hard to understand, every dude has a tenth degree black belt in the art of jerkarate, if you encounter a woman with a PhD in sucking peepee whom goes full r-slur gagging-deepthroat-fleshlight-mouth on your junk it can be a little off-putting because now you're wondering how many times has a peepee been in there darn

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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5325235

tbh I get it tho. foids b hoes

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iStillMissEd 1yr ago #5325715

As God intended :#marseyhijab:

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Bookers tip/top DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5325323

I think women are getting porn sick too, honestly.

I've had women do shit like this in bed, but it's always awkward and not great. Which leads me to believe porn is to blame.

Weird stuff like trying to machine gun their tongue into my mouth or whatever.

That's not slut behavior, it's just fricking weird.

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Bookers 1yr ago #5325727

It's not porn :#boomermonster:

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Bookers tip/top jesus2 1yr ago #5326464

what is it then

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Marbee me/ow Bookers 1yr ago #5327258

have you not seen cosmopolitan magazine or vogue or teen vogue or Cosmo girl?

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Bookers 1yr ago #5327919

Um ummm

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BernieSanders ywn/baw making chapos pay rent every 4 years DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5325218

now you're wondering how many times has a peepee been in there darn

You can have a virgin or you can have good s*x, but you can't have both

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BernieSanders 1yr ago #5325435

Gross misinterpretation, I love experienced woman, but if you feel like you need to bring in a priest afterwards then it starts to cross the threshold of "experienced" to "freak" at which point can affect the quality.

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5325461

That's why twinks are the best.

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D dip/fuck Katamari was the last good video game DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5326519

I don't wonder shit, I grab hold of something and prepare for sweet oblivion. You should not question providence.

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DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 1yr ago #5325711

it can be a little off-putting because now you're wondering how many times has a peepee been in there darn

Sure but then again :#violin: :#tayshrug: you just keep going :#tayflex:

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jesus2 1yr ago #5325922

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CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 lick/bird/fish :horny:

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KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325114

!fellas Idk what he's smoking, my hand doesn't have teeth.

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KRAMPUSSY Punjab/eeeee Down syndrome, down bad. CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 1yr ago #5325129

You could do better.

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 1yr ago #5325195

or tounges

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CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 1yr ago #5325124

you clearly haven't done one with long nails

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Remote_Viewer they/them KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5324964

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>Has never had good head.

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325398

of th million hanjobs in my lifetime, i'd choose the 10000 bjs anytime

amirite !fellas

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Israeli children. cyberdick 1yr ago #5325407

Head > s*x

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 1yr ago #5325737

If this is what you're hitting then yeah :#gooby:

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aqouta left/right About to lose half his shit lmao cyberdick 1yr ago #5325511

Yeah, handies are worthless.

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KRAMPUSSY Punjab/eeeee Down syndrome, down bad. KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5324790

Fight me.

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KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5324816

Are you sure you're straight?

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hugemongus123 they/them FourthEggnog 1yr ago #5324880

Im sure he's not.

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KRAMPUSSY Punjab/eeeee Down syndrome, down bad. hugemongus123 1yr ago #5324982

Blowjobs are for certain types of people.

• The obese for the lack of effort they have to put in.

• The elderly because of how low impact it is.

• Incels because they don't know any better and/or are in the first category.

• The Gays.

Most of this site is all of the above so I understand the defensiveness for your geriatric assisted exercise.

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HeDoesItForFree nusoi/caca KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5324988

>samestragging on rdrama

Meds, NOW :#stoningpills!:

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Bellicose-Twink kill/carp The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325131

!tops Behold, the most sexually satisfied heterrhoid. I mean, holy shit.

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KRAMPUSSY Punjab/eeeee Down syndrome, down bad. Bellicose-Twink 1yr ago #5325144

I don't have to be gay to know women aren't going to hold up in the court of peepeenastics.

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aqouta left/right About to lose half his shit lmao KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325346

This is a terrible take. Blowies aren't as efficient at getting you off ASAP but you're supposed to enjoy the journey.

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tardzan stu/pid My wife recently left me and my life is in shambles KRAMPUSSY 1yr ago #5325987

I can't smack the shit out of a woman while just rubbing one out

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