Im so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c*m all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fricking. Horny
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!fellas, if you dont take her to a creepy abandoned hospital and neurodivergently document it to post on reddit (or a reddit related spinoff website), you are doing it WRONG.
Lol this reminds me, at my old house I used to have my workshop in my basement which was soundproofed so I could cut wood and stuff even without disturbing my neighbors at night. Whenever I got to bored or too drunk on first dates I would just go for broke and ask "Hey.. wouldja like to come back to my place and see my soundproof basement?"
OP is the woman, for the record. And personally I can't stand that expression “she's a keeper” - I'm sure you didn't mean any harm, but it's kinda sexist dude. Like we're a commodity? Don't care if you fragile Redditors downmarsey me for saying it. lmao
47 yr old spinster calling others fragile for the most inane compliment ever. I still can't believe these creatures exist.
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When female r*pe fantasies become the norm again. We won't do caves anymore it will be Detroit and the abandoned vestiges of this great empire where all first dates will occur. The only preferences women will have is Vaseline no Vaseline. Alcatraz will be a prison r*pe tour. As prisoners of the future will all be female. Ie the ones who fought back too hard will rot in 8x8 cells with no light for eternity. You will all pray for the hbo special where you are forced too be wives. In the near distant future we will all be quote unquote Andrew tates camwhores will be banned and simps sent too war too fight for hooker vouchers. All babies will be the product of Swedish baby farms stocked with all the beautiful white women and only visited by the tallest most fit strongest chinned among all men. These women will raise their offspring with normal husbands but with genes that will bring us closer too our Atlantian roots. Deep in this philosophy of r-sluration among the hardest followers their burns an ever present need too feed the ever evolving machine of human advancements into the source of truth. Love
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When you're bored of listening to true crime podcasts and excited to step up to starring in one.
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It's a verifiedhot thing, you wouldn't get it. Women will follow us into burning buildings.
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You have any suggestions?
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get on Tinder and say you're interested in meeting random moids
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I meant fetch abandoned places to be murdered in
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If she is wants to have dates in some moldy old buildings. She might be willing to have date in retarted website
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She looks like a disgusting arthoe
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Im so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c*m all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fricking. Horny
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this but unironically
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That's redundant
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She even drove hours to follow the guy, you simps might have a chance.
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with a bod like that and has to go that far its clear she got more red flags than the CCP
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There's really nothing sadder than a beat 40+ yo foid who still dresses like a 16 yo.
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She is 18
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Oh no. Posting in female dating strategy at 18? With that ugly old face?
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!fellas, if you dont take her to a creepy abandoned hospital and neurodivergently document it to post on reddit (or a reddit related spinoff website), you are doing it WRONG.
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Lol this reminds me, at my old house I used to have my workshop in my basement which was soundproofed so I could cut wood and stuff even without disturbing my neighbors at night. Whenever I got to bored or too drunk on first dates I would just go for broke and ask "Hey.. wouldja like to come back to my place and see my soundproof basement?"
Never failed!
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Ngl, if a dude wanted to take me with him on an urban exploration, I would spread my legs quicker than you can say "criminal trespass".
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Hi
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Shit is cool tbh, I'd love to find a girl who'd do this on a first date too.
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Aren't you a scrote?
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Except she is one who posted it.
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lol so homie got his peepee sucked in an abandoned building, nice
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47 yr old spinster calling others fragile for the most inane compliment ever. I still can't believe these creatures exist.
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Foids cant handel internet. Simple as.
Im serious. To woman. Writen word is 100% serious truth. There is no shade. Internet is writen word driven for now. For men its not so serious fun hangout place. For woman its court session
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i dont see anything wrong with this tbh
spider gang for life
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Counterpoint:
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meant the date idea lol
spider gang for life
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Except girls who are up for that. Major .
Later date. Sure. Neat. First? Heck naw
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Why'd it get jannied?
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Probably she deleted it herself. Here is her latest post.
https://old.reddit.com/u/Rxgdxllbby/comments/18m0tgm/anotha_one_stay_mad_cornballs
Ps: she is in ohio.
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bruh that dude in the commments. Please keep yourself safe thanks.
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hmmm
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What if I have a thing for ridiculous waist-hip ratios and hating fat people.
https://old.reddit.com/u/Rxgdxllbby/comments/18llwnx/saying_im_photoshopped_wont_make_you_skinny_heres
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That part is good. It's just that everything else is a mess
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sounds like something r-slur would do
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Is this face of r-slur
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This is supporting my theory of disgusting arthoe *sips tea*
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i meant @R-slur_but_spooky
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I hope she gets bullied into posting nudes. She seems like the type for it.
[edit: nvm, she said she can't because she works in medicine. Too bad.]
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Lookin like joker without makeup
Trans lives matter
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Oh God, her date is wearing her skin like a suit
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It unironically is
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yeah lol i didn't mean it in a bad way but in a way that you talked about something like that before
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Habe you done it. If you have. How did it went down?
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I think you have to have a reckless disregard for your own safety to do this on a first date, but it is a fun date when you're young and dumb.
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When female r*pe fantasies become the norm again. We won't do caves anymore it will be Detroit and the abandoned vestiges of this great empire where all first dates will occur. The only preferences women will have is Vaseline no Vaseline. Alcatraz will be a prison r*pe tour. As prisoners of the future will all be female. Ie the ones who fought back too hard will rot in 8x8 cells with no light for eternity. You will all pray for the hbo special where you are forced too be wives. In the near distant future we will all be quote unquote Andrew tates camwhores will be banned and simps sent too war too fight for hooker vouchers. All babies will be the product of Swedish baby farms stocked with all the beautiful white women and only visited by the tallest most fit strongest chinned among all men. These women will raise their offspring with normal husbands but with genes that will bring us closer too our Atlantian roots. Deep in this philosophy of r-sluration among the hardest followers their burns an ever present need too feed the ever evolving machine of human advancements into the source of truth. Love
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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Yeah, it's fun. Abandoned buildings are cool and you can find stuff to smash in them
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