Simone Biles is one of the greatest athletes who has ever lived. We have never witnessed her caliber of athlete. To the point they have to disqualify her from certain moves SHE invented to level the playing field for other athletes.
— Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@GeauxGabrielle) December 22, 2023
And here is her loser husband https://t.co/2x8DtoW9QM
https://x.com/HeavyGame1/status/1737992235944157568
neighbor yo name is "Simone biles husband" how you the catch?
https://x.com/Anthony_Russo97/status/1738047701130817922
I know this dude not serious
Simone Biles:
Arguably greatest gymnast ever
4X Olympic Gold medalist, part of phenomenal team of Olympians
Cover of Vogue, on a Wheaties box
Jonathan Owens:
Undrafted
Three teams in 5 years
1 interception in his whole career
His team is mid
And this mediocre dusty is trying to act like he's Tom Brady 
Least delusional m*n !moidmoment
Simone needs to level up and stop being a pickmeisha
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I've only ever heard of Simone biles because we're talking about her husband(who is the catch).
Foids malding at moids who know their worth.
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Men don't actually have any worth though (other than dying I guess)
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Men only have as much worth equivalent to the foids they have s*x with. Foids who complain about moids they have s*x with have already conceded defeat.
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The only thing I remember about her is that she ran from the Olympics, when she didn't do well, and then every American news corp called her brave for it.
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That whole thing was such a mess that somehow, Ben Shapiro was the one and only person with a reasonable take on Simone Biles dropping out of the Olympics.
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Tbh, I probably wouldnt recognize Simone Biles irl and I know what she lools like. Id jist think its a random woman. Outside of olypics years she isnt even on TV
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She's like 4'8 so she would stand out
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How? Maybe if she's in a crowd of toddlers
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I mean ok in a big crowd she would get drowned out lol, but if you saw a dwarf walking down the street you would be more likely to notice them
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The man is the catch?
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Women's lives
matter!
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Women's lives
matter 
but certainly not worth 2000 dc
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real brave and valid womxn's lives matter more
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imagine the grippy
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Imagine you and me, cuddling on the couch, having a loving romantic evening watching the olympics then going to bed and having wild acrobatic s*x while the star spangled banner plays in the background and you pretend to be Simone Biles.
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You couldn't handle my bussy.
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average female noglegs though
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Pretty clearly seems like he's joking. Like a sarcastic "oh yeah I'm definitely the catch here." sort of way.
Also side note but I just adore ebonics for some reason. It's just a hilarious and based way of communicating.
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It's like Kevin-talk
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it's like illeterates roleplaying as toddlers
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exactly!
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She's kind of a literal who tbf, who the frick watches gymnastics.
Scrote should still be flayed though
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old men love watching gymnastics
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They do this for wives of superstar male athletes. And will get angry if you refer to them as like Wife of Lebron instead of their full name.
However, marriage is a partnership and competing against your spouse for who is the "catch" is pathetic.
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Women think men care about their accomplishments when really all we care about is whether you're hot, and to some extent, whether you'd be a good mom.
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I mean being a gymnast isn't even a real sport. He's kinda right
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All women's sports serve is to keep a couple more women from being hoes and getting fat.
It's really not a very efficient program.
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For those about to google her: she's the actress who played the gymnast in a doordash ad
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I think people are upset because they can't really imagine liking someone without considering their clout.
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I know I've heard that name before somewhere, in a #drama context... isn't she the person who was praised for nopeing out in the middle of the olympics a few years ago?
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https://www.etonline.com/simone-biles-husband-jonathan-owens-says-hes-the-catch-in-their-relationship-216902
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I blame Joe Barry. Yes I'm seething
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I blame Brian Gutekunst, and I've long since surpassed seething and moved on to raging.
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I've never
heard 
of her so she can't be that good
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she not feminine tbh
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Idk who simone biles is lol
Oh so a literally who lmao
Tho tbf @Chapose dont know the scrote either, so its just two literally whos
Trans lives matter
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Man I hate when they do this. This is obviously not true
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Yeah, it was just dangerous
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