Simone Biles' dusty husband had the scrotedacity to call himself the catch and the girlies are dragging him

https://x.com/GeauxGabrielle/status/1738046258600694122

https://x.com/HeavyGame1/status/1737992235944157568

neighbor yo name is "Simone biles husband" how you the catch?

https://x.com/Anthony_Russo97/status/1738047701130817922

I know this dude not serious

Simone Biles:

Arguably greatest gymnast ever

4X Olympic Gold medalist, part of phenomenal team of Olympians

Cover of Vogue, on a Wheaties box

Jonathan Owens:

Undrafted

Three teams in 5 years

1 interception in his whole career

His team is mid

And this mediocre dusty is trying to act like he's Tom Brady :marseylaugh:

Least delusional m*n !moidmoment

Simone needs to level up and stop being a pickmeisha

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Pretty clearly seems like he's joking. Like a sarcastic "oh yeah I'm definitely the catch here." sort of way.

Also side note but I just adore ebonics for some reason. It's just a hilarious and based way of communicating.

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It's just a hilarious and keyed way of communicating.

it's like illeterates roleplaying as toddlers

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exactly!

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It's like Kevin-talk

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