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biofoids: post your icks to instantly kill an incel :marseyplushieswinging:

what made you :marseysick: and lose all interest in a guy? i need your pettiest icks !biofoids !

one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him :marseyglancing:

scrotes can post their :#marseyl:s of icks queens have passed on them for too ig :marseygiggle:

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1. Scat fetish :marseypuke:

2. Tiny peepee :marseythissmall:

3. Moved whole body to frick cos he had 0 hip flexibility:marseyunamused:

4. Threw chocolate milk on the ground in anger :marseyrage:

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one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional :marseysuit: to do it for him

Subhuman

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Based on all these responses, I should be pretty fricking desirable to most women.

But the one thing that always stood in my way: ✨ confidence ✨

Decade later, realizing all the opportunities i missed

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Based on all these responses, I should be pretty fricking desirable to most women.

Sorry to hear about the face bro

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Hey it's a solid 6

now if you wanna see a solid 7....

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:redlight: CRINGE WARNING :redlight:

I once told a girl I cared about her because I did, major kitty move :marseyrope:

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In high school there was a girl who completely ignored me, until she just barely overheard me shit talking her to a friend of mine. She didn't hear what I was saying, just that I said her name.

3 more months of not paying attention to her because secretly gay later, she asked me out to prom.

Your affection must be her conquest, not given freely

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Was slightly tongue in cheek, I had done some "conquesting" on her IYKWIM and really did care about her, but didn't want to come on too strong. It was a too little, too late situation when I finally did tell her.

In high school

Lol, that reminds me. I switched schools between sophomore and junior year, and a girl from my former school invited me to the junior prom there. I went and mostly hung out with the bros, barely spent any time with her :marseyretardchad:

Then in my junior year a girl I would talk to in class sent me a really long facebook message talking about how she loved me and wanted to date and I was like, "Sorry, just see you as a friend." :marseychadneuro: Ice cold, accidentally breaking young foid's hearts through sheer chadtism

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  • bisexual

  • moans femininely during s*x

  • makes less than me

  • cries at anything other than the death of a close family member, his own wedding, or birth of his child

  • drinks soda

  • cares about politics

  • lets me bully him

  • watches anime

  • out of shape fat, powerlifter fat is ok

  • rents

  • gross teeth/bad hygiene

  • complains

  • uses social media

  • anti gun

  • too into guns

  • collects coins/stamps/cards

  • doesn't eat at least 1 vegetable every meal

  • shaves anything other than his face or head if balding, pube trims are ok

  • has mustache

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>drinks soda

lean bros.... its over for us

:#marseygucci:

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One man's whole family died in a tragic accident. He was absolutely stoic about it except for one solitary tear that rolled down one eye during the funeral. I could never look at him same after that and slept with his best friend.

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No criminal record

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To add to FroCho's excellent observation, I'll add any crying about social anxiety, US living, or kitty butt shit that's resolved by just going outside.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him

why did he admit to this lol

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I was still living in my student apartment even though I had a proper job. Apparently I was supposed to upgrade, cause I earned (more) money.

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Rate my profile/10

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When he voted for Donald Trump

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Bisexuality is an ick for approximately 110% of women, even if he's never acted on it. Weirdly being gay isn't anywhere near as much of one :marseybeanquestion:

I've been passed on for:

  • Warhammer (maybe not an ick, seems reasonable tbh)

  • Not having a car while we were both students living on campus

  • Not having the right car

  • Having too clean a car when I picked her up

  • Having porridge for lunch

  • Not drinking and driving

  • Listening to really obscure music

  • Washing my hands between petting a dog and making food

  • Being too darkskin

  • Going to a comedy festival

  • Putting a spider outside instead of killing it

  • Ordering wine instead of beer with a meal

Also things I haven't been passed on (yet) that I should've:

  • Liking anime

  • Dyeing my hair blond

  • My extremely 90s tribal armband tattoo

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>being bi

>women can be replaced for a twink

>being gay

>women feel extra special when you pick them

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Most foids would probably kill themselves if their bf left them for a man ig lol

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Nah silly, bisexual moids have a higher risk of STIs :marseyno:

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:marseyitsover:

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>Having too clean a car when I picked her up

>Washing my hands between petting a dog and making food

>Being too darkskin

:marseytunaktunak: spotted

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Kindly do the needful and put some respect on my ancestors' names, mon

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Not having a car while we were both students living on campus

Lol. How did you not save up for one in high school? You didn't even have a shitbox?

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Nah, I never needed one and a shitbox itself wasn't expensive but the insurance would've killed me, some of the guys who had a car were paying like two grand for it. I spent my money on other stuff like warhammer and festival tickets.

I did get a car immediately after I left college though because obviously I needed one to actually be a functioning adult (and by then I had 3 years of no claims on a clapped out scooter that didn't even run but I didn't tell the insurance that :mars!eytroublemaker:)

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>spent my money on other stuff like warhammer and festival tickets.

:marseyxd: :marseyretardchad:

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Festival tickets are a great purchase for getting laid though?

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That's why I used :marseyretardchad:

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Did you somehow miss the big list of me shooting my shot and getting rejected above? There's a reason.

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Weirdly being gay isn't anywhere near as much of one

I've come to the conclusion that women want every dude they aren't attracted to do be gay because that makes them less threatening.

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Darn what kinda ladies are you hanging out with that are passing on you for that kinda stuff :@happyivewyearpat: hope you've had better luck since, if you tried dating women in Ottawa you'd probably have to fight them off they love guys like you

Wait I made this thread to bait so uhhh OWNED SCROTE :marseydunk:

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what kinda ladies are you hanging out with

Why would I wanna hang out with them :marseyconfused2:

if you tried dating women in Ottawa

Leafs get the rake

Wait I made this thread to bait so uhhh OWNED SCROTE :marseydunk:

that's ok, I made the answers up :mars!eydunk:

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Leafs get the rake

Hoping it'll be soon!

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>meet girl

>she starts recapping Euphoria to me like I don't know what it is

>said I watch it

>through her expression I could physically feel myself being placed in the "not potential bf material" bin

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Euphoria

Sorry, I only have time for the TRVE QVEEN of angsty teenage drama

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Euphoria is for p-dophiles

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it's porn, but all the "teenagers" are 25 just like in regular porn.

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Theres a reason why its illegal to make porn depicting underage people even if the actors are adults

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also true

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Lmaooo, I assume she figured you watched it like :#marseymommymilkers:

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Mommy's boys

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This info will make me so much more desirable to the women i follow at night :marseynotes: :marseynotes:

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:#marseyxd: chudephant

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Millions must prööh

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literally :marseyelephant: :marseyelliotrodger:

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:marseyelephantcumjar1:

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Not 8ft, 8 inches or 8 figures :marseythissmall: :marseynails:

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tfw only 2 out of 3 😔

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It's over

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  • uses Samsung phone (idc about android)

  • has a huge ugly black case on their phone

  • regularly watches streamers or vtubers

  • knows anything about vtubers

  • violent or cowardly

  • graphic t-shirts

  • has a pull up bar in a doorway

Not putting too much thought into this most other posters have it covered.

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Imagine not knowing about Max Headroom

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wym by ugly black case like

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Women like to use the cheapest, flimsiest, dog shit tier but it's cyyyyuuuuuutttte case on their phones, and then are surprised when they drop it and it breaks :marseywomanmoment2:

Unless they're solely clowning on dudes with OtterBox defenders and attached belt clip, because that's :marseylaughpoundfist:

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One of my coworkers won a phone up to a grand in value in the raffle and picked an iphone instead of one of the new caterpillar or jcb ones. Like come on bro.

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>CAT makes phones

:marseymindblown:

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And some of them have a thermal camera in! That's absolutely cash money.

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:#marseysmug3:

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has a pull up bar in a doorway

where else would I put it?

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It's built into the home gym machine though (?)

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>Not building all your own equipment

cuck

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On your power cage

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has a pull up bar in a doorway

I was thinking about getting one :marseyitsover:

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Just put it away when you're expecting company, dingus

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>has a pull up bar in a doorway

:m#arseydepressed:

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Just take it down whenever you have a girl over (don't screw it into the wall). It's important to leave it up the rest of the time so you can tax yourself when you walk through that doorway.

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in a doorway is peak poor. mounted OVER a doorway on the WALL in ur GARAGE is patrician

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violent or cowardly

darn b-word what do u want

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Oreo mcflurry and a small fry

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4/7

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some things ive had from men that made me dump/block/ghost them

  • unsolicited nudes

  • wayyyyy too clingy

  • wayyyyy too pushy-pushy

  • trying to manipulate me into depending solely on them, putting me in a position where they have utter control over me

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Those are just shitty things everyone can agree on. Icks are more like pet peeeves imo.

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those are serious red flags

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This is biofoids only

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>Title says biofoids

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Body invites moids to contribute :marseyindignantretard:

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I just wanted a reason to use a SpongeBob gif

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