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biofoids: post your icks to instantly kill an incel :marseyplushieswinging:

what made you :marseysick: and lose all interest in a guy? i need your pettiest icks !biofoids !

one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him :marseyglancing:

scrotes can post their :#marseyl:s of icks queens have passed on them for too ig :marseygiggle:

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some things ive had from men that made me dump/block/ghost them

  • unsolicited nudes

  • wayyyyy too clingy

  • wayyyyy too pushy-pushy

  • trying to manipulate me into depending solely on them, putting me in a position where they have utter control over me

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those are serious red flags

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Those are just shitty things everyone can agree on. Icks are more like pet peeeves imo.

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This is biofoids only

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>Title says biofoids

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Body invites moids to contribute :marseyindignantretard:

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I just wanted a reason to use a SpongeBob gif

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:marseykingcrown:

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When he voted for Donald Trump

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Mommy's boys

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1. Scat fetish :marseypuke:

2. Tiny peepee :marseythissmall:

3. Moved whole body to frick cos he had 0 hip flexibility:marseyunamused:

4. Threw chocolate milk on the ground in anger :marseyrage:

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I was still living in my student apartment even though I had a proper job. Apparently I was supposed to upgrade, cause I earned (more) money.

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  • bisexual

  • moans femininely during s*x

  • makes less than me

  • cries at anything other than the death of a close family member, his own wedding, or birth of his child

  • drinks soda

  • cares about politics

  • lets me bully him

  • watches anime

  • out of shape fat, powerlifter fat is ok

  • rents

  • gross teeth/bad hygiene

  • complains

  • uses social media

  • anti gun

  • too into guns

  • collects coins/stamps/cards

  • doesn't eat at least 1 vegetable every meal

  • shaves anything other than his face or head if balding, pube trims are ok

  • has mustache

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>drinks soda

lean bros.... its over for us

:#marseygucci:

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No criminal record

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one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional :marseysuit: to do it for him

Subhuman

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Based on all these responses, I should be pretty fricking desirable to most women.

But the one thing that always stood in my way: ✨ confidence ✨

Decade later, realizing all the opportunities i missed

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Based on all these responses, I should be pretty fricking desirable to most women.

Sorry to hear about the face bro

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Hey it's a solid 6

now if you wanna see a solid 7....

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one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him

why did he admit to this lol

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To add to FroCho's excellent observation, I'll add any crying about social anxiety, US living, or kitty butt shit that's resolved by just going outside.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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:redlight: CRINGE WARNING :redlight:

I once told a girl I cared about her because I did, major kitty move :marseyrope:

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In high school there was a girl who completely ignored me, until she just barely overheard me shit talking her to a friend of mine. She didn't hear what I was saying, just that I said her name.

3 more months of not paying attention to her because secretly gay later, she asked me out to prom.

Your affection must be her conquest, not given freely

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Was slightly tongue in cheek, I had done some "conquesting" on her IYKWIM and really did care about her, but didn't want to come on too strong. It was a too little, too late situation when I finally did tell her.

In high school

Lol, that reminds me. I switched schools between sophomore and junior year, and a girl from my former school invited me to the junior prom there. I went and mostly hung out with the bros, barely spent any time with her :marseyretardchad:

Then in my junior year a girl I would talk to in class sent me a really long facebook message talking about how she loved me and wanted to date and I was like, "Sorry, just see you as a friend." :marseychadneuro: Ice cold, accidentally breaking young foid's hearts through sheer chadtism

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One man's whole family died in a tragic accident. He was absolutely stoic about it except for one solitary tear that rolled down one eye during the funeral. I could never look at him same after that and slept with his best friend.

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needed a professional to do it for him

are you sure that was a bio-moid?

!slots300

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Rate my profile/10

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  • uses Samsung phone (idc about android)

  • has a huge ugly black case on their phone

  • regularly watches streamers or vtubers

  • knows anything about vtubers

  • violent or cowardly

  • graphic t-shirts

  • has a pull up bar in a doorway

Not putting too much thought into this most other posters have it covered.

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Imagine not knowing about Max Headroom

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wym by ugly black case like

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:#marseysmug3:

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Women like to use the cheapest, flimsiest, dog shit tier but it's cyyyyuuuuuutttte case on their phones, and then are surprised when they drop it and it breaks :marseywomanmoment2:

Unless they're solely clowning on dudes with OtterBox defenders and attached belt clip, because that's :marseylaughpoundfist:

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One of my coworkers won a phone up to a grand in value in the raffle and picked an iphone instead of one of the new caterpillar or jcb ones. Like come on bro.

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>CAT makes phones

:marseymindblown:

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And some of them have a thermal camera in! That's absolutely cash money.

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4/7

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kqbuhssTvc8AAAAC/iota-iota-foundation.gif

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has a pull up bar in a doorway

I was thinking about getting one :marseyitsover:

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Just put it away when you're expecting company, dingus

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has a pull up bar in a doorway

where else would I put it?

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It's built into the home gym machine though (?)

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>Not building all your own equipment

cuck

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On your power cage

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>has a pull up bar in a doorway

:m#arseydepressed:

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in a doorway is peak poor. mounted OVER a doorway on the WALL in ur GARAGE is patrician

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Just take it down whenever you have a girl over (don't screw it into the wall). It's important to leave it up the rest of the time so you can tax yourself when you walk through that doorway.

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violent or cowardly

darn b-word what do u want

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Oreo mcflurry and a small fry

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Not 8ft, 8 inches or 8 figures :marseythissmall: :marseynails:

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tfw only 2 out of 3 😔

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It's over

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>meet girl

>she starts recapping Euphoria to me like I don't know what it is

>said I watch it

>through her expression I could physically feel myself being placed in the "not potential bf material" bin

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Euphoria

Sorry, I only have time for the TRVE QVEEN of angsty teenage drama

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Lmaooo, I assume she figured you watched it like :#marseymommymilkers:

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Euphoria is for p-dophiles

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it's porn, but all the "teenagers" are 25 just like in regular porn.

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Theres a reason why its illegal to make porn depicting underage people even if the actors are adults

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also true

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Cries or has an emotional meltdown

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I am the exact opposite. I want my man to feel safe in my arms. He should always know that he can cry into my arms whenever he wants

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:mars#eyoctopus4:

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Keyed

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The drama… I can almost… TASTE it!! :marseyaaatremble:

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So true queen!

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i scrolled so far down this comment thread i forgot what the thread is even about lmao

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i like it when m-n cry too. but i don't want them to feel safe, i want them to suffer :marseykvlt:

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If only we could put your brain into legacy foid

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  • transbitch : Sorry! I am already picked. Part of the way that I love my bf is by letting him know that he's safe.

Pickme behavior

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This is because you are not biologically a woman :marseysexylibrarian:

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(A) I am biologically a woman, I have estrogen and progesterone coursing through my brain, and even if I wasnt, (B) it would make no difference whatsoever PERIODT

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All biomoids have estrogen :marseyhrt: in their blood. Low estrogen :marseyhrt: leads to erectile dysfunction.

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I've never met a biological woman with a prostate.

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  • transbitch : i didnt buy them? literally just prescribed estrogen and prog. If anything its insurance paying

Lol he's convinced he was born with titties and didn't buy them because he was jealous of women

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Fyi this argument has been deboonked.

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  • transbitch : wdym imitate? i dont try to copy people i just am who i am. honestly idk where this idea comes from

Then why have you gone to so much effort to imitate other foids? If it didn't make you any more attractive (it didn't) why not just remain as you were

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Lol scrotes who abuse roids also have estrogen in their system

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Everyone has estrogen, it's just a matter of how much. Dudes on roids just have a lot of hormones in general, since testosterone aromatizes into estrogen.

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I'm biologically a woman and it's good that I'm not

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And yet you lack the tools to even be able to conceive.

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BASED

:marse#ygivecrown:

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So yams are biologically male bc they have high testosterone :marseytrt:

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even :!marseytrain:s who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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All them words won't bring your pa back.

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thank god

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Poor...relationship...with...father...

:#marseynotes:

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:marseymanysuchcases:

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:#marseyrofl: :marseyinvisible: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16928463053772073.webp

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Denial is strong in this one

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Exiled.

We don't deal with misogyny in this hole periodt

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misogyny in this hole period

Hehe :marseysting#:

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i am biologically a whiskey, i have ethanol, esters, and phenols coursing through my brain

!boozers

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I R WHITECLAW HERE ME ROOOOR

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I'm gonna renounce biofoids and subscribe solely to neofoids, if it means I as a man will no longer be judged for crying at the end of half of all Frasier episodes.

Hashtag /r/GuyCry


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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>not a biological woman

>treats men how they want to be treated

:marseyhmm: ... :marseyhmmm: ... :marseythonk:

...perhaps neofoids are the solution

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a man would know right?

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Holy shit, you eviscerated him :marseykneel:

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Wrong comment chain, ZombieWolf's was further down

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Did he suck your peepee for all this simping?

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:marseyconfused: Hotep (I think that's who runs the acc not sure) is a good poster, do I need a special reason to like him?

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Man just needs encouragement after failing to make zombie wolf the site's mascot :wolfsad:

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I hear foids saying all the time that they don't mind guys crying. Why would foids lie to me?

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They aren't lying to you, they are lying to themselves.

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does it count if I'm chopping onions at the time?

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light a burner on your cooktop and it keeps the vapors at bay. or use a candle if ur a filthy poor and have electric cooktop

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:marse#ycrying: :marseysu#lk:

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eggless hole moment

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What if his dad died or he's watching the first 20 minutes of Up?


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Crying is fun, you should learn to do it on command if you cant already.

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>child abuse people need not apply

:marseyitneverbegan:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Woc5F2s89MnLO/giphy.webp

rude

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I'm completely dead inside and use context clues to mimic normal emotions :marseyflirt:

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:marseybrofist:

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I cry all the time and I fricking hate it. Last date I went on the girl shows me a video of her dancing with her grandfather that just died and I teared up, and she got the ick :marseycry:

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...foids :!marseydeadinside3:

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Told my friend foids don't like seeing guy cry he told I am wrong watched marvel movie with his gf, cried, next week she dumped him

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I had kind of the opposite experience. Wont go into too much detail but i am not single for 5 years now

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You cried watching a Mosfilm movie and a girl jumped your bones right then and there? :marseyshook:

No wonder you shill for them :marseythumbsup:

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Least touched the Dawns Here Are Quiet watcher!

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It depends how manly you look, my friend is 6'4 160lb and his gf was 5'8 and 170lb

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>6'4” 160lbs

:#marseyxd: :#marseyblairwitch:

I have 20lb more than that in lean body mass.

He should bulk up and become a man mountain. I notice many super QT foids are into bearmaxxers (like go googoo silly) because once you're a giant slab of muscle you're basically a bull for her to try and tame. You trade average foid appeal for the super hot ones who want something different.

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So he was a tall lanklet, cried to a marvel movie, and his fat hoe dumped him?

:marseyhmm#:

I've seen the opposite before too, but I'm thinking generally the safe answer is as usual, sociopathy.

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He cried when iron man died

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My point exactly.

He ain't crying cause his dog or mom died he's crying at a shitty hollywood movie

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Who cries at a marvel movie? Was he crying at the loss of his innocence when it dawned on him that every one of those movies is exactly the same? :marseycry:

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Honestly he cries during every movie

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Are you sure he's not gay?

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He is lib that doesn't want to hangout with libs :marseyhmm:

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Nobody wants to hang out with libs. Even other libs it's lack of options rather than kinship

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You sure it wasn't about watching a marvel movie?

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Well she was more like tomboy and he soy, that cried during movie Logan and end game when iron man died

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I feel the same way about women.

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Every day my wife is going to have a nervous breakdown at work and wants to go home and cry

You manage 4 people in a hospital kitchen.

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My gf complains about having to go into the office twice a week. She makes it out to be something that is tough on a normal person. She'll tell me “ugh I can't BELIEVE I have to go into the office tomorrow, it's gonna suck. How can they make me do this?”

She does not like being reminded that I go into the office daily without being a kitty about it and that I never had WFH even during the “worst” of the pandemic.

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And that's why I hate all of them. :marseycheers:

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Especially if she cries about being held against her will smh

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no thats hot actually. usually.

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I want to pin the Fargo weasel :marseyferret: tiger :marseyhobbes:


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Remind her that stoicism is sexy.

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I tried but by the time I say the letters 'S','T','O'... every woman in a 100 meter radius has disappeared.

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