what made you and lose all interest in a guy? i need your pettiest icks !biofoids !
one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him
scrotes can post their s of icks queens have passed on them for too ig
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are you sure that was a bio-moid?
!slots300
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One time a girl at my work audibly said "ewwwww" when she asked my star sign and I told her I was a Aries
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Scorpiochads report for duty
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Someone was telling me about some funny thing Trump did and I was like ughhhhh he's such a gemini and then she tried to talk to me about that stuff I had to admit I don't know anything about astrology and just looked up Donald Trump's sign before because I thought it was funny we need a spaghetti falling out of pockets marsey
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Ahaha thats pretty funny tho.
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Most foids don't know there are 13 signs and 12 ascended signs (born on certain day of moon phase)
If you need something you can always ask me after all it was created by men
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You dodged a bullet neighbor.
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He is the bullet
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what's wrong with aries
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Peepees are too big
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Fire signs are gay
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Aries are cool but they're the lame kind of unstable instead of the interesting kind
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Pretty gay to know your star sign.
Correct answer is to say "what's that?" Then when she explains r-slurredly refuse to tell her your birthday
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I thought it so fun to hide my bday from an astrology ho. She stole my wallet.
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Knowing your star sign is a foid trait. NTA
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ew
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I think the biggest ick would be finding out a man posted on here
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!truecels it's over etc.
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That's why you have to trap your woman in a marriage before you reveal your power level
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Imagine the look on her face when she finds out the backstory behind all that cute marsey merchandise you've been giving her.
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Wow, that's quite the website. Now, what's bussy?
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Double standards bitсh ?
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What about reddit?
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Reddit's ok as long as she's and/or
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Wouldn't be around them long enough to get the ick in the first place
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Especially if he'd never had s*x without a condom, even with his ex-wife.
(He probably cums soy milk, anyway....)
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yayyyy
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I dated a girl who was devastated when she found out I wasn't into horses.
I've never been into horses.
She was never into horses either.
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my mom saw a fortune teller before i was born and she told her that she'd meet a handsome 6'5 guy that worked with horses and have a daughter that has the same hair and eye colour as me and that i would love horses and i don't think my mother ever really forgave me for ruining it in the last stretch by hating horses lmao
i'm sorry @biofoids i know all the biofoids on here love horses but they stomped on my dads feet and broke his toes when he worked with them and i've never forgiven them and kinda want them all turned into glue pic of my dad with his (admittedly) cute horsie as penance for not being in the horsegirl club
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I hereby banish you from Equestria
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my heart hurt so bad all those months ago when carp made that equestria post and asked if anyponies wanted to graze with him until they were turned into glue. It can never be me
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Why do all the good stallions go for vapid, materialistic mares? I'm feeling a “trillions must die” coming on right now…
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I'm gonna FRICK your dad
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lmao i blurred him out just because i knew the twinks would go feral for him
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You're supposed to censor all the identifying information of bystanders in photos smh. Here, I've done it for you:
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that was a close one, thank you
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fiscal irresponsibility
wearing socks while having s*x
bisexual
dipping/chewing tobacco
ugly feet
tighty whities
acts like a consoomer
philistine
pulls his pants down to his feet at the urinal
Off the top of my head
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i refuse to believe anyone actually does this
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Heterosexuality isn't always fun
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IT WAS COLD AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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I have poor circulation, ok?
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Look if you don't have any condoms but don't wanna hit it raw, a sock can come quite handy!
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Just use a bit of goat intestine you have laying around duh
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i do
it just feels warmer on my grippers
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https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4111360.stm
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ooooh oats are you a dixie girl? i'm a leaf and i've never seen anyone dip/snus(?) i'm actually not sure if it's even legal here. all the spitting scrotes do for no reason is bad enough i can't imagine if they were hocking up brown loogies
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I am!
Such a gross habit, and they'll spit that shit everywhere
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It's not for no reason we have a band taste in our mouth!
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What is going on with scrote mouths that they taste bad!!
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Smoking and drinking
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Eating kitty
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Snus isn't the same as chewing tobacco, snus are packets you put under your upper lip, wheres as chewing tobacco goes in the cheek.
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I thought you were Scandinavian, I didn't know anyone other than the US south did that. Or are you the other Geralt
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Snus comes from Scandinavia, you know. It's very common around here.
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Wow TIL was wondering how all the delicious real licorice worked with all the jaw decay from mouth cancer but apparently snus doesn't even cause the same issues as dip, learning so much this morning
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No snus just fricks up your teeth.
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Who the frick wears socks while fricking. You'd be sliding all over the sheets
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More people do it than your think, and I can't stand it
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But you told you dislike ugly feet's so mb socks helping it ?
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Scrotes wear socks during s*x to HIDE their ugly feets (if the woman knew how ugly they were she ). It's the same energy as wearing a hat or beanie to hide baldness
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Checks out, I have toegasms whenever I walk around with socks on.
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feetchads it has never been so over
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wtf
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She says she dislike ugly feet's so guys without beautiful feet's
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I have nice feet
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That's why I use grippy socks smh !followers amateur hour over here
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Foot Strag Confirmed.
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If a guy has some nasty yellow toenails and stuff, you begin to wonder about his grooming habits
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You even looking at his feet is sus
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Yea I don't groom and I'm proud of it.
I don't want women to see me with perfect nails and immediately assume I'm a groomer p-do
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You've revealed you were goth, so 100% are into some freaky stuff, so I'm 80% sure you suck toes
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My house has EXTREMELY cold floors, what am I supposed to do when I pick her up and frick her? I'm gonna get frostbite.
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Get some slippers neighbor
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I somehow think that slippers during s*x is worse than socks. At least socks look normal, but fuzzy pink slippers? What's she gonna think when I'm like “yo girl imma hit that” and I have fricking fuzzy slippers on?
I actually have resorted to just standing on a yoga mat.
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They make masculine slippers!
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"Masculine"
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I somehow still feel that's weird. Also, socks are easier to launder and I'm pretty strict about personal hygiene. I'm sorry but I think socks win out in this case.
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I'm sorry but I think you're an incel with no experience having s*x with foids
Also u a broke b-word who can't afford to heat your home LMAO
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It's called my house is old and it sucks. I'll beat your b-word butt if you come at me like that again.
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Take half a teaspoon of cement (powdered, not set obvs) with your breakfast and half a teaspoon just before bed at night.
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Will do bud! Thanks!
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Pepemisia
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feels good man
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It was fricking never meant to be :/
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i've seen you do this
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Well that's very normal list
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I'm sensing a pattern
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no man does this
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How else am I supposed to poop?
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How would you know what he does at a urinal?
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Footlet-bros……..
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Why the socks thing? You tryna look at some feet?
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What about thigh-highs, b-word?
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Only if they look better on them than myself
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Frick off, I have a cold feet problem.
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But smoking is a yes, isn't it?
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Depends on the frequency, but tobacco consumption regularly is no-no
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Pipe, cigars, cigarettes, vaping. What's the over/under on each?
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zynchads keep winning!
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tbh that's just fricking weird
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Butterschads its over
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H-how would you even know?
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Why are you in thevmens restroom.
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She gots to know.
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Those are all reasonable
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oates hiding in the ceiling like
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OK, but what about Crocs?
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Why? Unless you really like popsicles
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We're 100% compatible then baby
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You have a good list Queen, the only thing I'd add would be wearing a hat indoors
This is the absolute worst, it's so common in the military too.
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