Dusty passport bros are getting killed by their tinder dates in Colombia :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

https://x.com/BowTiedColombia/status/1745161281554850136

Is @Landlord_Messiah still around? Is it possible that he was one of the 8 dusties that was killed?

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Sprinkle sprinkle 💅🏻

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Seethe and cope


:#marseyklennycross:

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!moidmoment fat schizo with a futa fetish is a passport bro :marseymanysuchcases:

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Lol when did we learn Klenny has a futa fetish?

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I didn't think I could like him any more :marseyheart:

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A long time ago but I couldn't tell you exactly when

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Who doens't?

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He's not even a passport bro lmao, he's still a virgin afaik. Imagine being a mega loser who's never gotten any kitty and simping for other mega-losers who just barely got a crumb of third world kitty :marseydicklet:

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futa fetish

Doesn't make sense for a homo to be a passport bro, when there are gorrilions dtf dudes in the western countries.

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There's nothing sadder or more desperate than getting mad about someone else getting laid.


:#marseyklennycross:

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>Oros compoyo

:marseyxd: tiktok captions

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That's exactly why those women date passport bros, this is what they hope for themselves.

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What an evil woman, mocking :marseylaughpoundfist: the poor women

"Look at his large :marseykilldozer: safe house :marseykiwivampire: with a nice chair :marseyropeyourselfmirror: and even a carpeted floor! You'll never :marseyitsover: have this in the slum you live in" is what she really :marseythinkorino2: means, how cruel

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They come home to this house in a neighborhood that you can walk in at night without fear of being kidnapped and gang r*ped, but he has a stain on his couch

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Why is she dressed as a priest?

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Don't care, she's hot no matter what she wears. God I wish she'd stomp on my balls. :marseyheart:

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Is she that pretty? :marseyshook:

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She's fricking hilarious. I rarely find women who are actually funny but when I do it turns me on.

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Who is she?

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Why not, every day can be Halloween

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:#marseykneel:

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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I thought most passport bros are college frat bros? :marseyconfused:

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Darn, Run DMC :marseytrain2:ed out too?

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:wow:

Is that an alien!?

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN WHO DON'T SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON CONSUMERIST GARBAGE LE BAD.

Okay beesting lips lady, you seem like a real catch yourself. Not even defending sexpat r-slurs, this take just sucks.

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What are you implying? :marseygasp:

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