Dusty passport bros are getting killed by their tinder dates in Colombia :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

https://x.com/BowTiedColombia/status/1745161281554850136

Is @Landlord_Messiah still around? Is it possible that he was one of the 8 dusties that was killed?

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Sprinkle sprinkle 💅🏻

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>Oros compoyo

:marseyxd: tiktok captions

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That's exactly why those women date passport bros, this is what they hope for themselves.

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What an evil woman, mocking :marseylaughpoundfist: the poor women

"Look at his large :marseykilldozer: safe house :marseykiwivampire: with a nice chair :marseyropeyourselfmirror: and even a carpeted floor! You'll never :marseyitsover: have this in the slum you live in" is what she really :marseythinkorino2: means, how cruel

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They come home to this house in a neighborhood that you can walk in at night without fear of being kidnapped and gang r*ped, but he has a stain on his couch

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Seethe and cope


:#marseyklennycross:

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!moidmoment fat schizo with a futa fetish is a passport bro :marseymanysuchcases:

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He's not even a passport bro lmao, he's still a virgin afaik. Imagine being a mega loser who's never gotten any kitty and simping for other mega-losers who just barely got a crumb of third world kitty :marseydicklet:

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Lol when did we learn Klenny has a futa fetish?

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A long time ago but I couldn't tell you exactly when

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Who doens't?

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I didn't think I could like him any more :marseyheart:

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futa fetish

Doesn't make sense for a homo to be a passport bro, when there are gorrilions dtf dudes in the western countries.

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There's nothing sadder or more desperate than getting mad about someone else getting laid.


:#marseyklennycross:

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Why is she dressed as a priest?

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Don't care, she's hot no matter what she wears. God I wish she'd stomp on my balls. :marseyheart:

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Is she that pretty? :marseyshook:

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She's fricking hilarious. I rarely find women who are actually funny but when I do it turns me on.

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Who is she?

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Why not, every day can be Halloween

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:#marseykneel:

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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I thought most passport bros are college frat bros? :marseyconfused:

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Darn, Run DMC :marseytrain2:ed out too?

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:wow:

Is that an alien!?

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN WHO DON'T SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON CONSUMERIST GARBAGE LE BAD.

Okay beesting lips lady, you seem like a real catch yourself. Not even defending sexpat r-slurs, this take just sucks.

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What are you implying? :marseygasp:

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canceling my flight as we speak

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Let's join Chibs out in Bangkok

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I thought he lived in Malaysia?

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@X lol

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:#marseychingchongraging:

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that's almost as bad as being accused of being a nip :marseychingchongpearlclutch:

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IT'S WORSE :derpwhy#:

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He's taking a trip :#marseywholesome:

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/e/marseyplanecrash.webp
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I keep reading about :marseyetika: disappearing down there. For some reason you didn't here about this shit until they rebranded from sexpat to passport bro

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I don't they were ever rebranded, only younger scrotes just starting to do it who decided to call themselves that

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I see "passport bros" as a bit more general than a sexpat, since it encompasses guys who are trying to have legitimate romantic relationships as well (or just casual dating rather than engaging s*x workers) but have consciously given up on western women.

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I think it's mostly a American (plus potentially Canadian) phenomenon not necessarily a Western one.

They also tend to go places along the Mediterranean and the Caribbean LatAm countries which are Western, only just poor.

The sexpat stereotype also seems to be mostly older men and passport bros seem to be mostly college age scrotes thinking they discovered s*x tourism and a whole new dating pool.

Also, are black people being disappeared by Third Worlders that old of a trend?

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About 2 years ago fat, broke, balding, loser black guys found out why fat, broke, balding,oswr white guys kept talking about how cool Thailand and Bolivia are

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All BIPOCs are male feminists. Thesenare the white male feminists getting lynched, though.

Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter

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Oh yeah, I remember this dude in the news recently: https://nypost.com/2023/12/13/news/us-comedian-tou-ger-xiong-kidnapped-killed-in-colombia-after-trying-to-meet-woman

I feel bad for the guy because you know he died a horrible death. At the same time there were pics of him in the paper with some shady looking chicks, and you have to wonder how the frick he never considered it all might be a bad idea. Moid moment.

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today I will travel to another land and avail myself of their women, like the warriors of yesteryear

:#marseyclueless:

oh shit this country's men still have the capacity for violence

:#marseybeheading:

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At around 7 p.m. local time, the comedian had called a friend in Colombia saying the men demanded $2,000 (8 million Colombian Pesos) in cash for his release, according to local newspaper El Colombiano.

>mfw my bro is too stupid to transfer $2000 to a bitcoin account

:#marseydeathpose:

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>the number of thefts committed against foreign visitors (excluding Venezuelans) increased by 200%

>Excluding Venezuelans

What did they mean by this

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Venezuelans are so broke you end up poorer even after robbing them. Wealth black hole.

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You steal their fake purse, they steal your watch in the scuffle

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Venezuelans come to Colombia as refugees rather than tourists.

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There's nothing to steal from a Venezuelan so it would skew the statistics

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Dudes will literally travel to a crime ridden 3rd world country and risk getting robbed and murdered in an alley than date the average American woman

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I'd ride a jeepney on 200 miles of dirt roads in guerilla-infested jungles in the Philippines to find a place far away from white woman nonsense.

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:#marseyxd: when will the south :marseyelonpaypig: east Asians learn :marseybowing:

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/r/mademesmile

we need more of this in 2024 :marseykingcrown:

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Didn't you date a sexpat?

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I'm celibate

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:#marseyxdoubt: You said you dated an Injun before so I don't believe you

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I was lying so people would think I'm cool

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Who would think dating an Indian would be fetch? :marseyconfused:

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You are fetch =)

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I think you're cool because I'm trans-Lebanese so I judge people entirely based on what religion their ancestors were a century ago.

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I can fix you

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down bad

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this is pretty spicy regular drama

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this says more about tinder than it does about colombia.

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Based. Lynch all sexpats.

Reminder that any non-Asian male who is attracted too an Asian female is a libertarian.

Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter

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^ This advice only applies to manlets who will create even shorter manlet hapas.

TallChads find your sinitic queen

:marseygeisha:

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No chad is reducing himself too fricking bug people for money and a green card.

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Came across this when I searched for the Twitter account :marseysick:

I don't know why reading a description of this is more sickening than seeing a beheading

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Low IQ dudes are fascinating in this way, like you could never teach them geometry but they'll surprise you with their creativity

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Watch better call Saul :marseysoyhype:

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Ok why? :marseyexcited:

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they mention columbian neckties in the second episode :marseypoggers:

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:marseyscared:

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I think I'll still take my chances over western 'women'

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:marseyoctopus2:

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Good

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