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how to become that girl

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcuNDOZwEC0

In order to fix myself, I've decided to embrace all advice from zoomers on YouTube. I'll be implementing all 5 of these techniques over the next few weeks.

If you notice my new friendly, approachable vibe and find it disconcerting, just remember that inside I still want you to die as much as I ever have in the past.

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remove the step about perfume and you could give this video to the average zoomer moid as well.

it's not bad advice, it's just sort of baseline human being shit. maybe zoomers need to hear it though, idk.

like here I'll take this list and make it for men

1. stop being a sad c*nt. nobody cares how miserable you are

2. make eye contact and smile. nobody cares how miserable you are

3. take a shower, you smell like shit.

4. get a fricking hobby, you're boring. lift weights, you're scrawny. read a book, you're dumb.

5. don't let people push you around. grow a fricking spine. get some self confidence

stop being a sad c*nt and start being a sick c*nt

zyzz's 5 step guide to zoomer rizz.

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Nothing is grosser than someone's "scent" making my eyes run and tounge feeling like I licked a sock.

I mean I would hold my nose and engage in coitus, but wouldn't go long term if I was a punk kid her age.

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Being sad as a personality trait is so obnoxious. Kids should be given a class in how much that annoys people just before they become teenagers.

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grab them or would you prefer grab thom

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