https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcuNDOZwEC0
In order to fix myself, I've decided to embrace all advice from zoomers on YouTube. I'll be implementing all 5 of these techniques over the next few weeks.
If you notice my new friendly, approachable vibe and find it disconcerting, just remember that inside I still want you to die as much as I ever have in the past.
.webp?h=8 "Merry Fistmas!")
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Accepting suggestions for my signature scent.
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Colon
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Bear musk
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booty sweat
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I'm an Autumn
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Fox pee. Bitches go wild for that shit
Black lives matter less
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poop
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remove the step about perfume and you could give this video to the average zoomer moid as well.
it's not bad advice, it's just sort of baseline human being shit. maybe zoomers need to hear it though, idk.
like here I'll take this list and make it for men
1. stop being a sad c*nt. nobody cares how miserable you are
2. make eye contact and smile. nobody cares how miserable you are
3. take a shower, you smell like shit.
4. get a fricking hobby, you're boring. lift weights, you're scrawny. read a book, you're dumb.
5. don't let people push you around. grow a fricking spine. get some self confidence
stop being a sad c*nt and start being a sick c*nt
zyzz's 5 step guide to zoomer rizz.
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Being sad as a personality trait is so obnoxious. Kids should be given a class in how much that annoys people just before they become teenagers.
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Nothing is grosser than someone's "scent" making my eyes run and tounge feeling like I licked a sock.
I mean I would hold my nose and engage in coitus, but wouldn't go long term if I was a punk kid her age.
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grab them or would you prefer grab thom
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Step 1. have boobs and show cleavage
Step 2. don't be morbidly obese
that's it.
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3. Be half Asian or some shit
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if you're not a big titty asian i doubt it will work
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And if you are dm me
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no me
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Her skin is great. Does she have any skin care routine videos?
Trans lives matter
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Thanks bro. You a real one.
Trans lives matter
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>big section of video about how to look people in the eyes
women are more neurodivergent than people realise
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I suggest u start by showing your cleavage like her
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1. Be a 9/10 Asian
Thot
2. Marry
Millionaire
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9? Do you live in San Francisco?
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Proud of you bb
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tried this briefly, could not fricking stand the degree to which people wouldn't leave me the frick alone.
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